RoxProoxJoin Date: 2011-08-06
Post Count: 2701 |
I was still on my knees, under the cushions. Two cushions were tilted on my head, making a triangle with my head in the middle.
"Hey guys, if you were run out of room, there's like...another couch down here, and it's like...15 cushions long."
"THERE ARE NO SKELETONS IN MY CLOSET...EXCEPT ME SOMETIMES..." |
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static321Join Date: 2013-09-09
Post Count: 3222 |
Still is headfirst in between the cushions after falling from my restaurant. I manage to free myself and look left and right for the voices I've been listening to ever since I was stuck. I see a longer couch and grin, my grin lasts for exactly 7 seconds(in space terms) as I zoom 30000+mph toward the longer 15 cushion couch.
My collision with the couch is so great I send it and the people on it toward the orbit of a nearby planet. |
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hotw223Join Date: 2008-09-28
Post Count: 4615 |
"By the way, the countless bombs being thrown down on us?"
"Don't usually do anything, especially in space." |
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(They're not IN space
They're flung FROM space, through the atmosphere, down to Earth's surface.)
The Shadow Blacksmith of RPF. |
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-stuffs potato chips in couch and puts broken windows 7 computer in it- |
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The reentry from the atmosphere disintegrates the couch and the occupants.
HA! HOW YA GONNA GET OUTTA THAT!? |
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"ACTIVATE MECHA RAET PLAN 227!!!"
The couch turns into a giant robot. The another couch inside the robot we sit on. The robot is protective enough to withstand the re entry. |
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hotw223Join Date: 2008-09-28
Post Count: 4615 |
"With a robot!" He yells from inside of the robot, munching on a can of pringles.
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"Hey, can I have some? Trade ya?" Holding a bag of hot Cheetos. |
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hotw223Join Date: 2008-09-28
Post Count: 4615 |
"Nope." He covers his pringles.
"My pringles."
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-throws 10 basket balls in the air, and hits 2 people on the couch, otherwise they hit me- |
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I sigh and call in a Super Orbital Strike Laser, or SOSL, on the exact coordinates of the couch, murderizing everyone on it's faces.
The Shadow Blacksmith of RPF. |
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hotw223Join Date: 2008-09-28
Post Count: 4615 |
"Psh." He wipes off the dust on his face.
"This isn't supposed to be destroyed."
"I think." |
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RoxProoxJoin Date: 2011-08-06
Post Count: 2701 |
The 15-cushion-long couch from inside the original couch appears out of nowhere. Zemo appeared in the same sitting position as hotw from the beginning.
"Gotta New couch, come sit down." |
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voovoJoin Date: 2008-11-28
Post Count: 146 |
I John Cena chokeslam my way onto the couch while his iconic theme plays
"Nice couch maboi"
I'm a silver surferrrr |
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CrystakylJoin Date: 2011-04-23
Post Count: 2381 |
The orbital air strike destroys my breadsticks, and random guy's cabbages.
"My breadsticks!" I yelled.
- The purple shirt is mobile - |
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"You can't destroy the couch. The couch everything. The couch is nothing. It withholds all the souls of days past and days on. The couch is the life force of the world. You cannot destroy the couch." |
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CrystakylJoin Date: 2011-04-23
Post Count: 2381 |
"The couch also has breadsticks." I pulled some breadsticks from inbetween the couch cushions
~ "Long live the purple shirt." ~ |
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heyitsethJoin Date: 2015-05-03
Post Count: 2060 |
I get up from the couch walking towards the 2 party poopers
"Why are you trying to destroy us?!" I yell. "We were trying to bread sticks and chill!" |
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CrystakylJoin Date: 2011-04-23
Post Count: 2381 |
"Ew, no."
I ate another breadstick.
~ "Long live the purple shirt." ~ |
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heyitsethJoin Date: 2015-05-03
Post Count: 2060 |
I stuff my face with bread sticks |
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"THE COUCH IS SUPREME!!!"
*stuffs face into breadsticks and fries |
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I jump onto the couch and throw the cushions off the couch. |
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CrystakylJoin Date: 2011-04-23
Post Count: 2381 |
Under the couch cushions, there are no breadsticks. I reached my hand under where the cushions would've been, and a breadstick appears in my hand.
~ "Long live the purple shirt." ~ |
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I sit down on the couch with no cushions and say.
"Ow." |
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