"Santa Christ, Santa Christ, we all love Santa Christ, He is Santa and Jesus, God Damn him Santa Christ! He atoned for all our sins, but he also likes pancakes. He Saved puppies from a fire, and he also likes pancakes. He played bass for Aerosmith, reads for sick orphans too, He goes surfing in space, and makes really good fondue. He shoots lasers from his eyes, Hang curtains for free, He'll fight monsters for fun, ad hang out with Mr.T. Santa Christ, Santa Christ, Santa Christ, Santa Christ, you are the best and we love you Santa Christ. |