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"zachlovespizza opened the ROBLOX message they had been sent, the title was mysterious and the first line of the message only bewildered them.
They took the time to quickly scan the message, and sighed. Just another group recruitment message, they went back to reading it in order. Bla Bla Bla, they moved their mouse as if to close the message.
But they they read line 3, know why? Because they had a gut feeling that something magical, exciting and meaningful was in store. They check the sender, hm. Someone who they'd seen in [Alpha] Heist *Update 14* but hadn't spoken to. Odd.
They read the next line, wondering what powers and secrets this message held. They discover it's an invitation- to a war group.
zachlovespizza cried out in frustration! Why won't these groups leave me alone! But they read on anyways- for they felt a connection to this message they hadn't felt before.
The next line told them all about the group in question, Alpha Authority. It was told to be different, you don't get shouted at or bossed round there. You turn up and have fun! You make friends for life, and train with people who are also new recruits, and advance through ranks and skill with them. You learn how to be an amazing fighter, so that any sword or gun game you enter, you will be treated with respect and awe. You will take part in gamenights, other random fun events that other groups don't do.
Heh, zachlovespizza was almost convinced. But they had heard these words and promises before from the thousands of other groups trying to recruit them. They had been in war groups before, and endured either inactivity or being yelled at to do stuff they had no idea about.
Then they realised again, Alpha Authority is different! Alpha Authority is recognised as the most active group on ROBLOX, with 100 player servers and rallies of over 170 members at once. zachlovespizza asked themselves, had they been in a group who had rallied so many? Had they been part of warfare on such a huge, and fun scale?
Intrigued they read on to the next line, coming close to the end now. They pondered, if the group was boring, immature and cringey like the other groups, would 170 members really rally to the service? Would members dedicate their time to making the group successful, and hang out with people they didn't like? It was starting to dawn on zachlovespizza that they had underestimated the group.
The link was very close now, just a few lines away. What did they have to lose? They don't like it? They realised they could leave. Nobody would hunt them down if they left it or didn't enjoy it. They weighed up what this message and told them, and smiled. They clicked the link below this line, and enlisted into Alpha Authority.
http://www.roblox.com/My/Groups.aspx?gid=790907
Many years later, they smiled back on the group. They had made friends for life, and stayed in touch with them for years now! They had taken part in so much exciting stuff they would otherwise had missed if they had just closed the message. They were happy they gave Alpha Authority a shot."
this is really pathetic on your groups part
just stop
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ScalprumJoin Date: 2015-10-23
Post Count: 2069 |
first good recruit pm ive seen |
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id rather quit cross country before joining AA
which would never happen |
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So, when are your joining zach?
Nothing to see here, officer. |
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if i received this message i'd burn it for daring to speak my name and also for suggesting that you make friends by being in a group rather than making terrible posts on an internet forum |
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ArabTrapJoin Date: 2016-08-05
Post Count: 5470 |
nick will you unleash the dox?
oh wait there's too much people to add on it for the full dox LOL. |
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MetricalsJoin Date: 2013-02-21
Post Count: 7334 |
Zach do you need us to rustle your speedos?
Oh I think they like me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
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ScalprumJoin Date: 2015-10-23
Post Count: 2069 |
arab any fort progress? |
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i like my speedos how they currently are
dirty and stinky
haven't washed it in a loooong time |
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StormbangJoin Date: 2014-12-25
Post Count: 2238 |
can i smell ur dirty speedo |
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ArabTrapJoin Date: 2016-08-05
Post Count: 5470 |
i need help on the fort layout
give me like a graph |
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ScalprumJoin Date: 2015-10-23
Post Count: 2069 |
idk a good fort layout im not a fort designer.
i iked talwaar layout. i also liked lexus ayout. |
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lickJoin Date: 2008-03-17
Post Count: 4725 |
Then they realised again, Alpha Authority is different! Alpha Authority is recognised as the most active group on ROBLOX, with 100 player servers and rallies of over 170 members at once. zachlovespizza asked themselves, had they been in a group who had rallied so many? Had they been part of warfare on such a huge, and fun scale? |
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pretty pathetic of aa tbh |
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CypherK2Join Date: 2014-02-27
Post Count: 5520 |
its a bad clan anyways
The Bill Cipher of C&G | Old Username: Abudder202 |
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MetricalsJoin Date: 2013-02-21
Post Count: 7334 |
"its a bad clan anyways" Are you sick? Try to make a better clan or something then beat AA then say it's a bad clan. |
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CypherK2Join Date: 2014-02-27
Post Count: 5520 |
You guys can't win a war, you're bad.
The Bill Cipher of C&G | Old Username: Abudder202 |
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AA is better than 80% of clans out there anyway ://////// |
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"You Can't Winner A War Lmfao Pethetic
X Clan Has Won Morer Wars Than You're Wars xDDDDDD" |
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Tbh, the recruitment messages are eye-catching when it comes to explaining activity.
But if they just stopped SPAMMING THEM and BEGGING for someone to join, that would be excellent. They can even run ads if necessary. I mean, THEY HAVE A LOT OF FUNDS. |
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CypherK2Join Date: 2014-02-27
Post Count: 5520 |
Hail, by saying they can't win a war, I meant they can't win a war because they want to be arrogant about their power and not be able to actually have a successful war. |
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Their Leader got term'd for it but looks like they are back at it
*Yeets Happily* |
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FrostarkzJoin Date: 2011-03-22
Post Count: 14325 |
AA do it lots lol
500 pms per/min
thats how fast their one is
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