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I think your saying this because you don't have an Xbox 360.
Now for my response to every fact you posted
1. The perfect fuel
Ever notice how the Warthog and Scorpion tank never run out of fuel? Don't you think that's rather odd? Apparently, Bungie Studios has discovered the secret to an eternal fuel source and isn't telling us.
This is a VIDEOGAME
2. Support for tyranny
The UNSC Marines are portrayed as "good guys," despite the fact that they work for an organization with origins in today's United Nations, an evil worldwide dominion which interferes with the affairs of peace-loving states such as Iraq and North Korea.
Don't mess with USA
3. Profiling I
Captain Jacob Keyes eventually finds himself entrapped inside a giant Flood "blob." This is an obvious attempt to mock the former weight condition of Subway Diet champion Jared Fogle.
Dude.Its just a joke
4. Profiling II
The Covenant races are all stereotyped; for example, the Grunts are always short and cowardly, whereas the Hunters are always strong and stupid. Is this the kind of perspective of other races we want or kids to grow up with?
I think its ment to add a bit of humor
5. Profiling III
UNSC Navy crewmen are all portrayed as "cowardly fools" in an obvious attempt to weaken US Navy morale.
Your team mates in videogames are always likee that
6. You can't hug your children with nuclear arms
A nuclear device is used to destroy Halo and save all life in the galaxy. This runs contrary to the fact that nuclear weapons are evil.
The power of a nuke is judged by how it is used
7. False advertising
An advertisement for a colony ship is found on the level "Pillar of Autumn," yet Bungie Studios owns no such colony ship. To me, this smacks of fraud.
So?
8. Phony Physics I
The UNSC Pillar of Autumn is supposed to have a drive system capable of faster-than-light travel. Yet Einsten's theory of relativity proves that matter cannot travel faster than light.
This is a Sci-Fi videogame!
9. Phony Physics II
The Master Chief is somehow able to lift massive objects such as tanks. Apparently, Bungie Studios would have us believe that he is some sort of superhero or cyborg.
THIS IS A SCI-FI VIDEOGAME!And your not making fun of Samus Aran who gets blasted in the face time after tme and never dies
10. Phony Physics III
The Master Chief is able to see the outside world through his visor, yet we cannot see his face through his visor. What does he have to hide, and, most importantly, how is this possible?
Ever heard of exagerating the fact of tinted glass?
11. Phony Physics IV
Sir Isaac Newton showed that objects are gravitationally attracted to each other's centers of mass. The center of mass of Halo is in the center of the ring, yet the Master Chief is obviously attracted to the ring's surface when in fact he and the rest of the objects on the ring should float toward its center.
This is a VideoGame!Its not meant to be realistic!We are trying to live out our fantasys.
12. Phony Physics V
When the Covenant Plasma Pistol is overcharged, it releases a bolt of plasma which homes in on its target. In fact, real glowing balls of plasma are not attracted to living tissue.
This is a videogame
13. Phony Physics VI
Throughout the game, the Master Chief is able to cross "light bridges" to reach his destinations. However, real light does not support matter in this way--the Chief should fall through these "bridges" to his death.
THIS IS A VIDEOGAME!Now explain how Mario triple jumps and flys.
14. Phony Physics VII
Often, weapons, corpses, and vehicles disappear for no reason at all. I guess Bungie Studios thinks it can creat a magical universe where objects vanish into thin air.
Goomba's explode.And corpses stay there for a while actually.And if they stayed there the game would lag
15. Irreverence
When his comrades die, the Master Chief never takes time to bury or cremate them, thereby showing disrespect for the dead.
He's on the battelfield,,,
16. Don't touch that window!
Neither the Master Chief nor his allies nor his opponents is ever injured by broken glass despite the fact that glass shards are extremely sharp and dangerous. Apparently Bungie Studios is in league with various Mexican window cartels in their downplay of the dangers of glass.
He's wearing armor...and atleast the glass shatters
17. An Easier Way
There are undoubtedly female Marines and Naval crew aboard the Pillar of Autumn. Why doesn't Captain Keyes use their seductive potential to neutralize the Covenant threat à la Erin Brockovich?
That would ruin the plot.,,
18. Homage or Theft? I
The character of Cortana is similar to the AI named Durandal from the Marathon series. Can't Bungie come up with its own ideas instead of stealing those of others?
Dude.They own the Marathon series!They made it!
19. Homage or Theft? II
The Flood is based on the voracious corporate conglomerate AOL Time Warner.
So?
20. Homage or Theft? III
The Elites' plasma sword was stolen from LucasArts' Star Wars Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast.
Ever thought of the fact energy blades are very common in SciFi videogames?
21. Homage or Theft? IV
The doomed character of Captain Jacob Keyes is based on United States 2000 Presidential nominee Alan Keyes.
Big deal!Atleast its not some sort of Word for word thing.
22. Homage or Theft? V
The short, scurrying Grunts are based on Utah Jazz point guard John Stockton.
Big deal.
23. Homage or Theft? VI
343 Guilty Spark's betrayal of the Master Chief was stolen from Cortana's betrayal of the Master Chief in Halo 2.
They made Halo2...thats why theres a Halo 3
24. Support of Eastern Religions
Ever notice that if the Master Chief dies, he is able to start over in another life? This is an obvious allusion to the Hindu tenet of reincarnation.
No its not.He was frozen.
25. The Grunts are Hindu too
Sometimes when a Grunt finds he has a plasma grenade attached to his body, he will yell, "Not again!" Are we to believe that he has been killed by a plasma grenade in a previous life?
Maybe its because they always get grenades thrown at them
26. Rock and Roll All Night?
Often, while the Master Chief is battling Covenant and Flood, ambient music will begin to play with no apparent source. I guess Bungie doesn't realize that in real life, music doesn't play out nowhere when dramatic things happen.
Its background music!OMG!
27. Leaving the Body
Whenever the Master Chief enters a vehicle, he is suddenly able to see himself from outside his own body, apparently undergoing a near death experience every time he gets behind the wheel.
ITs a THIRD PERSON VIEW!Just like in everyother videogame
28. The Cutting Room Floor
This game could have been improved by the inclusion of a Yellow Banshee.
That would make no sense
29. Corporate Evil
I have recently discovered that Bungie Studios is in fact a subsidiary of the Microsoft Corporation, also known as the Evil Empire and the Mauler of Fluffy Kittens.
Big deal
30. It's Magic!
Whenever the Master Chief steps on a clear object with a colored sphere inside of it, he somehow gains abilities such as an overshield and invisibility. Sorry, Bungie, but stepping on geometric shapes does not give you super powers.
Sci-Fi videogame...
31. What's in a Name? I
The Truth and Reconciliation is an obvious racist jibe at "truth and reconciliation" committees formed to heal the scars of Apartheid in South Africa.
And...?
32. What's in a Name? II
The Pillar of Autumn is in fact not a pillar at all but a space-faring vessel.
Ya...whats in a name?Nothin!
33. What's in a Name? III
Halo is in fact not a halo at all but a giant hula hoop.
Its a ring it represents a Halo.
34. Shows How Much You Know
They're called aliens, not Covies!
ITs what Bungie decided to call there aileans
35. Quelle Coincidence
The Grunts speak perfect English, which is highly unlikely considering the fact that they are not English at all.
ITs supposed to kind of be a joke
36. Where Did He Go?
When playing with two Master Chiefs in Co-op Mode, I found that one of them vanished whenever there was a cutscene. I ask you, who is in charge of quality control at Bungie?
In Halo 3 they changed this to Arbiter and Elites
37. Not Appropriate for Children
One of the characters in Halo remains unclothed and uncensored throughout the game. Do we really want to expose our kids to nudity at an early age and thus lead them into a life of sexual perversion? Couldn't Bungie have at least put some underwear on 343 Guilty Spark?
Guilty Sparks is a Robot...
38. Funny-looking Beetles, Those...
Seargent Johnson calls the Covenant "bugs," despite the fact that they do not even resemble insects.
He's making fun of them -.-
39. Selective Stickiness
The plasma grenade sticks easily to a person when it is thrown at him or her, yet it never sticks to the thrower's hand.
This is a Sci-Fi Videogame!whats new?
40. Shameless Promotion I
Whenever the Chief is holding a gun in a cutscene, it is always the Assault Rifle. Does Bungie have some sort of underhanded contract with manufacturers of heavy firearms?
Umm...do you want them to animate him holding all 30 guns?
41. Shameless Promotion II
Captain Keyes is shown smoking a pipe during the level "Pillar of Autumn." Apparently, Bungie Studios would have us believe that smoking a pipe is harmless so that we will fall into the deadly clutches of Big Tobacco and Big Marijuana.
So...its not like theres a sign telling you its ok
42. Casting I
Why couldn't the Master Chief have been played by N*Sync pop star Justin Timberlake?
That would be dumb
43. Casting II
Why couldn't 343 Guilty Spark have been voiced by Gary Coleman?
That would have been dumber
44. Casting III
Why couldn't the nubile Cortana have been played by former US Attorney General Janet Reno?
Even Dumber
45. Casting IV
Why couldn't one of the Marines have been voiced by Brian Morden?
More Dumb
46. The Man with the Morphing Gun
Start a game in Co-op Mode, and have one player watch the other switch weapons. Note that when the Master Chief switches weapons, his first gun simply morphs into another. Also note that real guns don't do this.
Dude.So...this is a videogame!Not real life!
47. Out of Character
The Covenant, which are supposed to be a ruthless league of alien races, also use purple vehicles, despite the fact that purple is for girls.
Purple ain't for girls.Pink ain't for gilrs either
48. Salary Cap
How is the Master Chief meant to be a realistic character? Wouldn't a real cyborg sign on to a professional sports team to earn big bucks?
Umm...no...he wouldn't.If he doesn't save Earth there won't be one to play Football on
49. That's Some Gene Therapy
The AI Cortana modeled her physical appearance after that of the woman she was based on. Are we supposed to believe that Dr. Halsey constantly walked around naked, exposing her purple, binary-lined skin to the world?
Point?
50. Lack of Merchandising
You didn't even write anything
I think you just want to pick at every single detail and thing that isn't completely realistic so you can tell yourself you don't need to buy Halo when you know you want to.You know nothing is completely realistic.
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YES! Someone finally stepped up and said all this! :D |
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I think your saying this because you don't have an Xbox 360.
Now for my response to every fact you posted
1. The perfect fuel
Ever notice how the Warthog and Scorpion tank never run out of fuel? Don't you think that's rather odd? Apparently, Bungie Studios has discovered the secret to an eternal fuel source and isn't telling us.
This is a VIDEOGAME
2. Support for tyranny
The UNSC Marines are portrayed as "good guys," despite the fact that they work for an organization with origins in today's United Nations, an evil worldwide dominion which interferes with the affairs of peace-loving states such as Iraq and North Korea.
Don't mess with USA
3. Profiling I
Captain Jacob Keyes eventually finds himself entrapped inside a giant Flood "blob." This is an obvious attempt to mock the former weight condition of Subway Diet champion Jared Fogle.
Dude.Its just a joke
4. Profiling II
The Covenant races are all stereotyped; for example, the Grunts are always short and cowardly, whereas the Hunters are always strong and stupid. Is this the kind of perspective of other races we want or kids to grow up with?
I think its ment to add a bit of humor
5. Profiling III
UNSC Navy crewmen are all portrayed as "cowardly fools" in an obvious attempt to weaken US Navy morale.
Your team mates in videogames are always likee that
6. You can't hug your children with nuclear arms
A nuclear device is used to destroy Halo and save all life in the galaxy. This runs contrary to the fact that nuclear weapons are evil.
The power of a nuke is judged by how it is used
7. False advertising
An advertisement for a colony ship is found on the level "Pillar of Autumn," yet Bungie Studios owns no such colony ship. To me, this smacks of fraud.
So?
8. Phony Physics I
The UNSC Pillar of Autumn is supposed to have a drive system capable of faster-than-light travel. Yet Einsten's theory of relativity proves that matter cannot travel faster than light.
This is a Sci-Fi videogame!
9. Phony Physics II
The Master Chief is somehow able to lift massive objects such as tanks. Apparently, Bungie Studios would have us believe that he is some sort of superhero or cyborg.
THIS IS A SCI-FI VIDEOGAME!And your not making fun of Samus Aran who gets blasted in the face time after tme and never dies
10. Phony Physics III
The Master Chief is able to see the outside world through his visor, yet we cannot see his face through his visor. What does he have to hide, and, most importantly, how is this possible?
Ever heard of exagerating the fact of tinted glass?
11. Phony Physics IV
Sir Isaac Newton showed that objects are gravitationally attracted to each other's centers of mass. The center of mass of Halo is in the center of the ring, yet the Master Chief is obviously attracted to the ring's surface when in fact he and the rest of the objects on the ring should float toward its center.
This is a VideoGame!Its not meant to be realistic!We are trying to live out our fantasys.
12. Phony Physics V
When the Covenant Plasma Pistol is overcharged, it releases a bolt of plasma which homes in on its target. In fact, real glowing balls of plasma are not attracted to living tissue.
This is a videogame
13. Phony Physics VI
Throughout the game, the Master Chief is able to cross "light bridges" to reach his destinations. However, real light does not support matter in this way--the Chief should fall through these "bridges" to his death.
THIS IS A VIDEOGAME!Now explain how Mario triple jumps and flys.
14. Phony Physics VII
Often, weapons, corpses, and vehicles disappear for no reason at all. I guess Bungie Studios thinks it can creat a magical universe where objects vanish into thin air.
Goomba's explode.And corpses stay there for a while actually.And if they stayed there the game would lag
15. Irreverence
When his comrades die, the Master Chief never takes time to bury or cremate them, thereby showing disrespect for the dead.
He's on the battelfield,,,
16. Don't touch that window!
Neither the Master Chief nor his allies nor his opponents is ever injured by broken glass despite the fact that glass shards are extremely sharp and dangerous. Apparently Bungie Studios is in league with various Mexican window cartels in their downplay of the dangers of glass.
He's wearing armor...and atleast the glass shatters
17. An Easier Way
There are undoubtedly female Marines and Naval crew aboard the Pillar of Autumn. Why doesn't Captain Keyes use their seductive potential to neutralize the Covenant threat à la Erin Brockovich?
That would ruin the plot.,,
18. Homage or Theft? I
The character of Cortana is similar to the AI named Durandal from the Marathon series. Can't Bungie come up with its own ideas instead of stealing those of others?
Dude.They own the Marathon series!They made it!
19. Homage or Theft? II
The Flood is based on the voracious corporate conglomerate AOL Time Warner.
So?
20. Homage or Theft? III
The Elites' plasma sword was stolen from LucasArts' Star Wars Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast.
Ever thought of the fact energy blades are very common in SciFi videogames?
21. Homage or Theft? IV
The doomed character of Captain Jacob Keyes is based on United States 2000 Presidential nominee Alan Keyes.
Big deal!Atleast its not some sort of Word for word thing.
22. Homage or Theft? V
The short, scurrying Grunts are based on Utah Jazz point guard John Stockton.
Big deal.
23. Homage or Theft? VI
343 Guilty Spark's betrayal of the Master Chief was stolen from Cortana's betrayal of the Master Chief in Halo 2.
They made Halo2...thats why theres a Halo 3
24. Support of Eastern Religions
Ever notice that if the Master Chief dies, he is able to start over in another life? This is an obvious allusion to the Hindu tenet of reincarnation.
No its not.He was frozen.
25. The Grunts are Hindu too
Sometimes when a Grunt finds he has a plasma grenade attached to his body, he will yell, "Not again!" Are we to believe that he has been killed by a plasma grenade in a previous life?
Maybe its because they always get grenades thrown at them
26. Rock and Roll All Night?
Often, while the Master Chief is battling Covenant and Flood, ambient music will begin to play with no apparent source. I guess Bungie doesn't realize that in real life, music doesn't play out nowhere when dramatic things happen.
Its background music!OMG!
27. Leaving the Body
Whenever the Master Chief enters a vehicle, he is suddenly able to see himself from outside his own body, apparently undergoing a near death experience every time he gets behind the wheel.
ITs a THIRD PERSON VIEW!Just like in everyother videogame
28. The Cutting Room Floor
This game could have been improved by the inclusion of a Yellow Banshee.
That would make no sense
29. Corporate Evil
I have recently discovered that Bungie Studios is in fact a subsidiary of the Microsoft Corporation, also known as the Evil Empire and the Mauler of Fluffy Kittens.
Big deal
30. It's Magic!
Whenever the Master Chief steps on a clear object with a colored sphere inside of it, he somehow gains abilities such as an overshield and invisibility. Sorry, Bungie, but stepping on geometric shapes does not give you super powers.
Sci-Fi videogame...
31. What's in a Name? I
The Truth and Reconciliation is an obvious racist jibe at "truth and reconciliation" committees formed to heal the scars of Apartheid in South Africa.
And...?
32. What's in a Name? II
The Pillar of Autumn is in fact not a pillar at all but a space-faring vessel.
Ya...whats in a name?Nothin!
33. What's in a Name? III
Halo is in fact not a halo at all but a giant hula hoop.
Its a ring it represents a Halo.
34. Shows How Much You Know
They're called aliens, not Covies!
ITs what Bungie decided to call there aileans
35. Quelle Coincidence
The Grunts speak perfect English, which is highly unlikely considering the fact that they are not English at all.
ITs supposed to kind of be a joke
36. Where Did He Go?
When playing with two Master Chiefs in Co-op Mode, I found that one of them vanished whenever there was a cutscene. I ask you, who is in charge of quality control at Bungie?
In Halo 3 they changed this to Arbiter and Elites
37. Not Appropriate for Children
One of the characters in Halo remains unclothed and uncensored throughout the game. Do we really want to expose our kids to nudity at an early age and thus lead them into a life of sexual perversion? Couldn't Bungie have at least put some underwear on 343 Guilty Spark?
Guilty Sparks is a Robot...
38. Funny-looking Beetles, Those...
Seargent Johnson calls the Covenant "bugs," despite the fact that they do not even resemble insects.
He's making fun of them -.-
39. Selective Stickiness
The plasma grenade sticks easily to a person when it is thrown at him or her, yet it never sticks to the thrower's hand.
This is a Sci-Fi Videogame!whats new?
40. Shameless Promotion I
Whenever the Chief is holding a gun in a cutscene, it is always the Assault Rifle. Does Bungie have some sort of underhanded contract with manufacturers of heavy firearms?
Umm...do you want them to animate him holding all 30 guns?
41. Shameless Promotion II
Captain Keyes is shown smoking a pipe during the level "Pillar of Autumn." Apparently, Bungie Studios would have us believe that smoking a pipe is harmless so that we will fall into the deadly clutches of Big Tobacco and Big Marijuana.
So...its not like theres a sign telling you its ok
42. Casting I
Why couldn't the Master Chief have been played by N*Sync pop star Justin Timberlake?
That would be dumb
43. Casting II
Why couldn't 343 Guilty Spark have been voiced by Gary Coleman?
That would have been dumber
44. Casting III
Why couldn't the nubile Cortana have been played by former US Attorney General Janet Reno?
Even Dumber
45. Casting IV
Why couldn't one of the Marines have been voiced by Brian Morden?
More Dumb
46. The Man with the Morphing Gun
Start a game in Co-op Mode, and have one player watch the other switch weapons. Note that when the Master Chief switches weapons, his first gun simply morphs into another. Also note that real guns don't do this.
Dude.So...this is a videogame!Not real life!
47. Out of Character
The Covenant, which are supposed to be a ruthless league of alien races, also use purple vehicles, despite the fact that purple is for girls.
Purple ain't for girls.Pink ain't for gilrs either
48. Salary Cap
How is the Master Chief meant to be a realistic character? Wouldn't a real cyborg sign on to a professional sports team to earn big bucks?
Umm...no...he wouldn't.If he doesn't save Earth there won't be one to play Football on
49. That's Some Gene Therapy
The AI Cortana modeled her physical appearance after that of the woman she was based on. Are we supposed to believe that Dr. Halsey constantly walked around naked, exposing her purple, binary-lined skin to the world?
Point?
50. Lack of Merchandising
You didn't even write anything
I think you just want to pick at every single detail and thing that isn't completely realistic so you can tell yourself you don't need to buy Halo when you know you want to.You know nothing is completely realistic.
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There's a reason why he posted this.
He's a Nintendo/Sony fanboy who wants to make every other console he's not a fanboy of look like crap. |
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Halo is not stupid. And i agree about the nudity part but it clearly states "RATED M" And on it it will say "Partial Nudity" |
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I can't believe certain parents let their kids play these games... |
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PfcguzzoJoin Date: 2007-05-15
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Are, You insulting me? |
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DarthNoob7Top 100 PosterJoin Date: 2007-06-23
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You guys don't see the point! THIS WAS MEANT TO BE A JOKE. Look at how silly the reasons are! |
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51.Overrated
1st not bad
2nd starting to get bad
3rd Terrible |
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i lol'd at number 37 so stupid |
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play starwars replic commando its about a squad that invades kills mercless and surpries happend with weird cretures |
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ITS A GAME YOU RTARDS of course the bodies disapper and you respawned and your in the future in halo 300 years in the future and your in a heavy armor suit, and the covies have know us for 200 years in halo so they know are laugh BUT GOD THE FORUM CREATOR IS A HUGE NOOB ITS A GAME ITS SCFI FICTION |
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the hole gas thing the warthhog does not run on desil NOOBZ |
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STAR WARS COMMADO suck i hated it
And the halo series is the 2nd best selling series in the world |
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^ and will add on to that this month will Halo Wars the stratigy game |
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Reason 29 = proof this noob is a sony/nintendo fanboy. |
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Has anyone noticed that he only said what's wrong with the story, rather than what is wrong about the gameplay? I mean seriously, broken glass doesn't hurt you? Then list me 5 games where it does. And being able to retry is a reference to reincarnation? I'm sorry, but I'm pretty all modern games let you retry. You seriously need to listen to yourself. |
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lol everybody heres a noob exept for a guy 2 posts above
ITS ALL A JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: 50 reasons why halo is bad
Posted: 07-12-2008 06:43 PM
noob above =P
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SuperSpiderPig
Joined: 20 Mar 2008
Total Posts: 1477
Re: 50 reasons why halo is bad
Posted: 07-12-2008 06:45 PM
now name all the things why its good...
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HaLoking117
Joined: 10 Nov 2007
Total Posts: 728
Re: 50 reasons why halo is bad
Posted: 07-12-2008 06:52 PM
A 3 year old with stupid irrelevant points isn't going to bring down Halo, But thats too complex for you to understand....
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HaloHalo
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Total Posts: 1250
Re: 50 reasons why halo is bad
Posted: 07-12-2008 06:53 PM
halo has a 10/10 rating noob
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ZXZ947
Joined: 16 Feb 2008
Total Posts: 2902
Re: 50 reasons why halo is bad
Posted: 07-12-2008 07:00 PM
I don't really know what's so bad about Halo. I saw it before, and I didn't see anything bad about it.
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Kaleb12
Joined: 09 Jun 2008
Total Posts: 159
Re: 50 reasons why halo is bad
Posted: 07-13-2008 10:35 AM
there actually is a glass than is one-way-see-through, so make that to 49 reosons why halo is bad, I have no idea what halo is so......
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randomrobot
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Re: 50 reasons why halo is bad
Posted: 07-13-2008 10:37 AM
47 is a stupid reason.
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paxjax1232
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Re: 50 reasons why halo is bad
Posted: 07-13-2008 10:51 AM
And so is 43, 44, 45, and 46.
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paxjax1232
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Re: 50 reasons why halo is bad
Posted: 07-13-2008 10:51 AM
42, 43, 44, and 45. (oops)
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supersam64
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Re: 50 reasons why halo is bad
Posted: 07-13-2008 10:59 AM
i hate halo and the theme song gives me headaches
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Clonegamma62
Joined: 04 Jul 2007
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Re: 50 reasons why halo is bad
Posted: 07-13-2008 11:10 AM
Wait? How does the flood blob have anything to do with the Subway spokesman's former weight condition?
And the grunts aren't cowardly if you play on legendary... they hurt.
Nuclear arms aren't evil, neither is the UN. Dude, you sound like some Facist!
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sulder9
Joined: 29 Aug 2007
Total Posts: 14
Re: 50 reasons why halo is bad
Posted: 07-13-2008 11:14 AM
i hate halo as well.
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Clonegamma62
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Re: 50 reasons why halo is bad
Posted: 07-13-2008 11:16 AM
I mean, I don't like the GAMEPLAY, but It doesn't scream evil to me... just screams OVERLY-DRAWN-OUT. But yeah, the eternal fuel thing makes sense. And considering it takes place in the future, the warthog runs on diesel, and we're in a gas crisis now? Thats not gonna happen.
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Spartan118
Joined: 18 Oct 2007
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Re: 50 reasons why halo is bad
Posted: 07-13-2008 11:17 AM
lulz liek you cant bring halo down because....a lot of people play XD
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natesterdog619
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Re: 50 reasons why halo is bad
Posted: 07-13-2008 11:17 AM
idiot theres not a lack of merchandising
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Re: 50 reasons why halo is bad
Posted: 07-13-2008 11:26 AM
Just actually read this junk. You actually think that dying in a video game should be the end, as in, you never get to play again? NO! And the glass shards, Master Chief wears a armored suit (I read the Halo books. they're actually well written). The chief doesn't burry the dead because the UNSC sends in burial details after every major conflict, a flight of dropships come in and haul the bodies back to a safe area for a proper and respectful burial.
You take the name, "The Pillar of Autumn" way too seriously. It's not like they're implying that it's a giant pillar. Warships of modern era are named, like the USS Nimitz aircraft carrier.
The advertisement is for the game, not reality. it's not like Bungie has developed a new starship or something.
Bungie is no longer affiliated with microsoft, but I personally have no problem with microsoft save for windows vista.
I'm beginning to get lethargic from being force-fed this junk T_T.
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Re: 50 reasons why halo is bad
Posted: 07-13-2008 11:27 AM
Major Phailage, Stoopid Fanboys...
-Zeke
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those are ALL noobs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: 50 reasons why halo is bad
Posted: 07-13-2008 11:44 AM
Wow, you guys do realize that this is a joke? -_-
not a noob
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brayofdenJoin Date: 2008-05-09
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whoops i didnt know there was a 2nd page lol |
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pkeefer24Join Date: 2008-01-24
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Are you kidding me? This is the biggest load of garbage I've ever seen in my life. Have you played ANY other videogames in your life?! Corpses wouldn't stay on the ground the whole time, it can't show Master Chief making every single unnessecary movement in combat, and it can't show the characters holding all of their guns at once, it'd cause lag! Almost everything on that list could apply to any other game. Burying corpses in the middle of intense combat?! Oh my god... |
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erikrulesJoin Date: 2008-02-02
Post Count: 1554 |
LOL i always shoot the corpses with a Plasma gun to make sure they are done :P |
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