Sonrick, This is the last time I buy you peppermint patties. You beg and beg me for them rolling around the floor of the CSV like a monkey with a fork up his ass and then when I give in and buy them for you, you go home and put 9 rubber ducks in the sink again. I don't think the plumber is going to like this one. I don't even care anymore. This time, you're gonna have to tell them what went wrong! Last time, you made him hit the deck pretty hard. I don't wanna see any more caramel strips in your Miku Hatsune VHS tapes either. Enough is enough. Learn to read and stop calling up Taco Bell asking for your wallet back. They don't have it. Also, Donald told me you tried to shove a bottle of drain cleaner up your ass again. For the last time, if you do it on purpose, the company won't pay you compensation.
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