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say this to the surviving rebellion(s):
I am rubber, you are glue.
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Osd3001Join Date: 2012-08-25
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Name: Land
Government: Dictatorship
Location: Australia
State religion: Memeism
Date: January 1st, 2016
Army: 14.2 million
Taxes: 99%
CASH: 532.3 million Siruzsozdvifnc Coins
"Declare war on N. Korea"
WAR!
North Korea's leader vows to destroy you, saying that you are no better than the "IMPERIALIST PIG DOG AMERICANS" who invaded in the 1950's.
You end up occupying almost all of North Korea, since the North Korean army doesn't have much of a chance against AUGs and kangaroo Calvary.
Pyongyang is surrounded.
Kim Jong-un begs for mercy.
"Set up an inquisition for memeism."
It works.
Most of the religious folks in your urban cities have been converted to the ONE TRUE FAITH, Memeism.
"I am rubber, you are glue."
Those words are silently uttered through your microphone, which sends GREAT FEAR throughout the rebels, causing them to not even consider rebelling anymore.
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Set up a purge which lasts for 30 minutes,
"I've got thick skin"-Manny Pardo, Hotline Miami 2 |
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Osd3001Join Date: 2012-08-25
Post Count: 6614 |
Name: Land
Government: Dictatorship
Location: Australia
State religion: Memeism
Date: January 1st, 2016
Army: 14.2 million
Taxes: 3%
CASH: 532.3 million Siruzsozdvifnc Coins
"Reduce taxes to 3%"
And so it is done.
"Set up a purge which lasts for 30 minutes."
You set up a purge, but, no one does anything in those 30 minutes, since they don't want to be culled by the Revolutionary Guard.
It just proves that the citizens of Land are absolutely loyal to YOU now.
(NOTE: N. Korea is ready to negotiate peace with you.)
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enjoy a nice cup of orange juice |
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Osd3001Join Date: 2012-08-25
Post Count: 6614 |
Name: Land
Government: Dictatorship
Location: Australia
State religion: Memeism
Date: January 1st, 2016
Army: 14.2 million
Taxes: 3%
CASH: 532.3 million Siruzsozdvifnc Coins
AT WAR WITH: North Korea (95% Warscore, Pyongyang surrounded.)
"enjoy a nice cup of orange juice"
Mmmm, tasty.
(NOTE: N. Korea is ready to negotiate peace with you.)
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Hang Kim Jong Un, and declare there can be no peace.
Start the Land Concentration camps in NK.
Vote El Presidente, or else. |
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Osd3001Join Date: 2012-08-25
Post Count: 6614 |
Name: Land
Government: Dictatorship
Location: Australia, North Korea.
State religion: Memeism
Date: January 1st, 2016
Army: 14.2 million
Taxes: 3%
CASH: 542.8 million Siruzsozdvifnc Coins
"Hang Kim Jong Un, and declare there can be no peace."
With that one swift movement, North Korea is completely annexed. Your empire is slowly growing.
"Start the Land Concentration camps in NK."
Camps built.
Money starts to come in.
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Osd3001Join Date: 2012-08-25
Post Count: 6614 |
bump
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Make invasion plans for S. Korea.
Vote El Presidente, or else. |
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Osd3001Join Date: 2012-08-25
Post Count: 6614 |
Name: Land
Government: Dictatorship
Location: Australia, North Korea.
State religion: Memeism
Date: January 1st, 2016
Army: 18.7 million
Taxes: 3%
CASH: 542.8 million Siruzsozdvifnc Coins
"Make invasion plans for S. Korea."
More people are recruited into the army.
You come to realize... You need a PROPER casus belli (justification for war) in order to NOT provoke the United States into a war with you.
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south korea is filled with blockheads
that is your reason |
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build 50 nukes and plan to nuke the us to prove how strong you are |
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Realize that the Land/US war is inevitable as they are currently the dominant super power.
Start spending on military like nobody's business.
Vote El Presidente, or else. |
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Osd3001Join Date: 2012-08-25
Post Count: 6614 |
Name: Land
Government: Dictatorship
Location: Australia, North Korea.
State religion: Memeism
Date: January 1st, 2016
Army: 74.8 million
Taxes: 3%
CASH: 324.8 million Siruzsozdvifnc Coins
Nukes: 250 warheads
AT WAR WITH: S. Korea (Warscore, 50%, Seoul surrounded.)
"south korea is filled with blockheads
that is your reason"
You declare war on S. Korea, using this as your CB.
This is somehow enough to convince the U.S. to not attack you.
Immediately, your army that is already in North Korea, storms over the DMZ, and end up raiding and blowing up cities, while kangaroo cavalry hop and decapitate South Korean troops.
Already, South Korea's capital, Seoul, is surrounded.
HOWEVER, South Korea is still determined to fight.
"build 50 nukes and plan to nuke the us to prove how strong you are"
Oh great, there goes some of your CASH.
Since the U.S. didn't join South Korea's side, you don't really have much reason to actually use them.
"Realize that the Land/US war is inevitable as they are currently the dominant super power.
Start spending on military like nobody's business."
Cha-ching!
There goes some of your cash.
Your army increases FOUR TIMES, and for some reason, you've invented lazer rifles and kangaroo implants.
Also, you now have 250 warheads, instead of 50.
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Osd3001Join Date: 2012-08-25
Post Count: 6614 |
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nuke india 5 times in areas to maximize death |
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>guy bums thread
>other guy posts right after
>guy wont respond
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