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Batshat sees you, Batshat hears you, Batshat tastes you, Batshat smells you, Batshat feels you. Batshat knows where you're going. As you're running down the sidewalk, Dipshot appears ahead of you. "It's not safe here! Go back!"
All of a sudden, Dipshot's arm became horrible bent. Batshat appeared. |
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(i didn't know i signed up for a survival horror isrp)
"He broke my window," I explain, before continuing to run down the sidewalk. I think I'll try to transfer to a new hospital when I get the chance. No time to actually think on that now. I continue to run to the grocery store. Hopefully there's people there, and I can blend into the crowd. |
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(Didn't finish the post)
"Lucky for you," Batshat says, "It's too late for me to do anything now..."
Batshat disappeared all of a sudden. You look at Dipshot, his arm is completely broken and there's no time for 911. But you are directly outside of the store. |
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(that's okay. is there any chance I can meet tsundere girl again at the store?)
I hurriedly grab Dipshot and pull him into the store, shortly before helping him into one of the grocery carts.
"Don't worry, I'm a doctor," I say, starting to push the grocery cart towards the sporting goods area. |
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(Sure)
It was time... FOR AN OPERATION
Health: 100
Tools available:
-Hockey Sticks
-Baseball Bats
-Tennis Rackets
-Just About Any Other Sporting Good |
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"After I'm finished, I'll buy you some soda," I say. Hopefully, the owner of this store won't mind if I borrow their goods. Like last time, just a regular piece of sporting equipment won't be enough. I pick up a tennis racket and set it on the ground. I then attack the racket with a baseball bat until the strings pop off.
I grab a hockey stick and use the tennis string to tie it onto the baseball bat. With my new piece of surgery equipment, I attack Dipshot's broken limb. |
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(Since this is my first ISRP, I would like to ask about how this is going. Okay? Or no?)
Success, you seem to be getting better at this. Now, time for a splint.
"I'll hold you in that soda!" Dipshot jokingly said.
Health: 85
Tools Available:
-The Sporting Goods Section |
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(This is going great. I really like it so far, it has nice wacky humor while not delving into the dread realm of "lolsorandom" style humor. I especially like how the tsundere girl is actually tsundere.)
Nothing here that'll make a really good splint. Maybe I could try something similar to the tennis racket. I pick up a lacrosse stick and hit the strings with my baseball hockey stick-bat until they come undone. Then, I use those strings and try to wrap up Dipshot's arm. |
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(I try. Anyway, from this point on, you get experience depending on you action success rate. >50%=2 points >75%=4 points >99%=6 points 100%=8 points.)
SUCCESS
OPERATION COMPLETE
MEDICAL EXPERIENCE +16/50
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Dipshot got up while grasping his arm tight. He looked at you, "Thanks, I'll pass on the soda. I'm gonna head to your house and set up the traps." |
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"Ok. Watch out for your brother," I say, nudging Dipshot out of my grocery cart. I'd like to stay away from my home for just a bit longer. I need some groceries anyway. I push my cart over to the frozen food aisle to pick up some TV dinners for later. I wish I had someone at my house who could cook for me. Oh well, TV dinners aren't so bad. |
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All of a sudden, you hear a voice behind you, "You buy TV dinners? Even I thought you were better than that! First, you're a wimp, then a creep, then a pe-do-phi-le, and now a guy who can't make his own dinner? You're just pathetic!"
You turn to see the girl from before. |
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(I love tsunderes so much omg.)
I hop up in shock and turn around. I didn't really need to turn around though, I already knew who the voice belonged to.
"Yeah, I'm pathetic," I admit, frowning and turning away from the cute girl and starting to put TV dinners in my cart. |
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(I feel like making a siggy out of this. "Oh, I don't plan on kidnapping anyone. It's only fun when they consent.")
"Who even are you? You asked me out on a date! You, an adult, asked an underage child, on a date! What is wrong with you? You committed a crime!" she scolded. |
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(Oh, you can do that. Give me credit though :D)
"I'm Daniel," I say, "my friends call me Dan."
Incidentally, I don't have any friends.
"I just wanted to get something to eat with an nice-looking girl like you..." I explain, "I'm just going to eat one of these TV dinners at home, though." |
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(I am getting signs antsy scared of how this is going.)
"What the heck is wrong with you? Pe-do-phi-le! Pe-do-phi-le!" She begins to yell out. Almost all of the people in the store begin to look toward you. "This man is a pe-do-phi-le! Somebody!" |
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(It's ok.)
Oh. I should leave before everybody sees me and I end up having a bad time. Those traps should be done by the time I make it home.
"Well... It was nice seeing you. Take care," I say as I push my cart to checkout. Once I've paid for my food, I start the walk back home. |
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Once you arrived home, you saw Dipshot working on some mechanisms at the door. The door seemed to be spring activated and such.
Once he finally noticed you, he said, "Oh, welcome back. You're still probably a bit confused about stuff. I'll be happy to answer any questions you have about Batshat, the hospital, anything, if you want." |
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(now I don't want to tell you how to run your RPs because I'm not a twit, but do remember to put some dere in your tsun.)
The only question I have about Batshat is if he's here or not. It doesn't look like it, so I won't bother to ask.
"Um, do I have any chance of hurting myself on these traps?" I ask as I walk into my house and set my groceries down. I begin unpacking them and moving them into my freezer, then I pick one out and start preparing it for myself. |
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(I'll try, but I don't know what that means, it would help if you could explain.)
"Oh no, don't worry," Dipshot explains, "I stole some of this tech from the CIA, it only activates when. DNA of the person I put in here, which is Batshat. Any other questions? Feel free to ask."
As you prepare your microwave dinner, you look over to your microwave to see that it's broken. |
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(It means you need to make her lovey side apparent (dere) while still keeping her cold side the most visible (tsun))
For a moment, I briefly consider asking how he managed to break into the CIA. But, with his ability to hide in the brush and make it to my home before I do, he probably sneaked in very easily. There is, of course, the question of my microwave. I don't like to point fingers, but...
"Do you know what happened to my microwave?" |
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(Ok, I'll try.)
"What? Oh, I needed to use some wires for the traps." Dipshot explained, "You can fix it up pretty easily, here you can use some of my tools."
Health: 100
Tools Available:
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"Why didn't you just use your own wi- nevermind."
I stare at my microwave and try to contemplate how to fix it. I think it came with a manual, and I think I accidentally microwaved it the first time I used my microwave. Oops. Well, I'd better try something, at least.
I throw the wires at my microwave and then hit the side of the microwave with the toolkit. |
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For some crazy reason the wires magnetically went into the microwave and the tool kit suddenly turned the microwave on.
SUCCESS
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"What the heck just happened? Where'd you get that microwave? Let me check it out for a second." Dipshot says as he takes the microwave outside.
Good thing you still have the oven. You know what they say, microwaved TV dinners taste better when they're in the oven! |
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