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PykJoin Date: 2009-08-10 Post Count: 246 |
I made a Waffle House and Burger King rap, they just don't rhyme. I'm making a Wendy's Rap that rhymes though. |
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Career Song
By:Knownfireball2
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Boss:YOUR FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIREEEEEEEEED!!!
[Boss Kicks Me]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!
[Crashes Through The Roof And Lands On A Chair]
[Guitar Solo For 10 Seconds]
[Song Stars Slow]
I need career,need some money.
[Opens Newspaper]
Checking the newspaper,found the careers list.
What career shounld I choose.
Starting With The "A"
I counld be a...
[Song Turns Into Rap]
Actor
Actuary
Advertising
Advocate
Aeronautical Engineer
Aerospace Industry Trades
Agricultural Economist
Agricultural Engineer
Agricultural Extension Officer
Agricultural Inspector
Agricultural Technician
Agriculture
Agriculturist
Agronomist
Air Traffic Controller
Ambulance Emergency Care Worker
Animal Scientist
Anthropologist
Aquatic Scientist
Archaeologist
Architect
Architectural Technologist
Archivist
Area Manager
Armament Fitter
Armature Winder
Art Editor
Artist
Assayer Sampler
Assembly Line Worker
Assistant Draughtsman
Astronomer
Attorney
Auctioneer
Auditor
Automotive Body Repairer
Automotive Electrician
Automotive Mechinist
Automotive Trimmer
Starting With The "B".
Babysitting Career
Banking Career
Biochemist
Biokineticist
Biologist
Biomedical Engineer
Biomedical Technologist
Blacksmith
Beekeeper
Boilermaker
Bookbinder
Bookkeeper
Botanist
Branch Manager
Bricklayer
Bus Driver
Business Analyst
Business Economist
Butler
Starting With "C"
Cabin Attendant
Carpenter
Cartographer
Cashier
Ceramics Technologist
Chartered Accountant
Chartered Management Accountant
Chartered Secretary
Chemical Engineer
Chemist
Chiropractor
City Treasurer
Civil Engineer
Civil Investigator
Cleaner
Clergyman
Clerk
Clinical Engineering
Clinical Technologist
Clothing Designer
Clothing Manager
Coal Technologist
Cobbler
Committee Clerk
Computer Industry
Concrete Technician
Conservation and Wildlife
Construction Manager
Copy Writer
Correctional Services
Costume Designer
Crane Operator
Credit Controller
Crop Protection and Animal Health
Customer and Excise Officer
Customer Service Agent
[Song Becomes Slow]
The newspaper has a list of jobs
[Song Becomes Rap Again]
"A" to the "B" to the "C"
I know what I'll be Beekeeper
[Song Turns Into Heavy Metal]
I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALK IN THE CAREER BUILDING,AND THEN I SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY I WANNA BEE A BEEEEEEEEKEEEEEEEEEEEPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRR!!!
THEN I SAAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAAAY-AAAAAAAY-AAAAAY!!!
I WANNA BEE A BEEEEEEEEEEEEKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPEEEEEEER!!!
AND IF THAT DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEESN'T WOOOOOR-OOOOOR-OOOOOORK I'LL TRY ALL THE CAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS THAT I DIIIIIIIIIIIIIDN'T TRY-IIIIIIIII-IIIIIIII-IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!
[Song Becomes Slow]
I'll bet I'll Buy A Mansion.
[Guitar Solo For 25 Seconds]
[Drum Cymbal Ends Song]
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PermilleJoin Date: 2008-10-10 Post Count: 7869 |
NAME: Want you to leave:
By Solman123:
___________________________________________________________________________Well here we are again.
Its also good to build.
Remember when you tried to lag me twice?
Oh how we LOLed and LOLed.
Except i wasn't LOLing.
Under the circumstances i've been helping you, through.
You want to disconnect? Do it.
Thats what im building on.
I used to want you jailed but
Now i only want you to leave.
He was a lot like you.
(Maybe not as bad)
Now little bobby is in here too.
On day he un-ban me.
So i can build forever.
Its such a shame the same will never happen to you.
You got your short sad life left.
Thats what im building on.
I'll get right to it
now i only want you to leave.
Good bye my only friend.
Oh, do you think i ment you?
That would be funny, if it wasn't so sad.
Well you have been replaced.
I dont mean anyone now.
Maybe if i ban you i'll stop feeling so bad.
Go make some new lagstorm.
Thats what im building on.
Your somone elses problem
now i only want you to leave.
now i only want you to leave.
now i only want you to leave.
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Good, eh? |
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PermilleJoin Date: 2008-10-10 Post Count: 7869 |
REAL VERSION:
Now i only want you gone:
By... I forgot, but its modified by me..
Well here we are again.
It’s always such a pleasure.
Remember all those times?
Oh how we laughed and laughed.
Except I wasn’t laughing.
Under the circumstances
I’ve been shockingly nice.
You want your freedom?
take it.
That’s what I’m counting on.
I used to want you dead
but
Now I only want you gone.
He was a lot like you.
(Maybe not quite as bad).
Now they are in here too.
One day they woke me up -
So I could live forever.
It’s such a shame the same
will never happen to you.
You’ve got your
short sad
life left.
That’s what I’m counting on.
I’ll let you get right to it -
Now I only want you gone.
Goodbye my only friend.
Oh, did you think I meant you?
That would be funny
if it weren’t so sad.
Well you have been replaced.
I don’t need anyone now.
When I delete you maybe
I’ll stop feeling so bad.
Go make some new disaster.
That’s what I’m counting on.
You’re someone else’s problem.
Now I only want you gone.
Now I only want you gone.
Now I only want you gone. |
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Hola...?
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gunggung1Join Date: 2007-11-13 Post Count: 1734 |
"The Young Humans"
By Gunggung1 (Josa)
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Bring your torches outside
We are going to scream
Are you ready to die?
For what you believe
That’s such a lie
Let’s make our mothers cry
Who am I
to protest to anything
with my rebellious sighs?
We’re going change the world
We’re going to change something the time
We’re different then the past
We’ve got our last chance
To break through the senseless lies
Writing our lyrics
Meaning’s disappearance
We’ve got you this time
We’re going to win the war
See what’s in store
Another generation despised
We’re the ones with the blank signs!
(Chorus)
We protest anything we want
We’re the brutal, we’re the young
We’re the ones with torches and the guns
We’re the stupid and the fuming
We’re the Young Humans and we’re ready to die
We’re the stupid and the fuming
We’re the Young Humans and we’re ready to die
Yeah, we’re ready to die
We’re going to push you down
We’re going to bring you down
No matter what your side
We think we’re different
Bring down the tyrant
We think we’re so right
We're the ones with the cold eyes!
CHORUS
I will scream because I scream
Because I can because I want to oh so bad
And I will sing because I sing
Because I can because I want to oh so bad
And I will bring my battle cry
Because I can because I want to oh so bad
CHORUS
What did we fight for?
Mom and Dad did it too
Time is what separates us
From the Young Humans back then
Authority’s evil
Let’s fight back
Let’s fight back
They love us, let’s get them
Let’s fight back
Let’s fight back |
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KPOP: Bbiribbom Bberibbom stupid Liar love song etc etc etc |
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Tic-Tac-Toe by Knownfireball2
Genre:Rock
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Me:All right I'm gonna sing a song called Tic Tac Toe.
*Crowd Cheering.*
*Heavy Metal Guitar Solo For 20 Seconds*
Tonight is game night.
We decided to play tic tac toe.
We got the board.
We got the pencils.
We got the paper.
I drawed the tic tac toe board.
X,O,X,O,X,O,X.
Three X's in the row.
I won the game.
I won the gaaaaaame.
[CHORUS]
Tic Tac Toe!
I won the game!
Tic Tac Toe!
It's All About X's and O's!
Tic Tac Toe!
Three in a row!
Tic Tac Toe!
Pencil and Paper!
Tic Tac Toe
[END CHORUS]
*Heavy Metal Guitar Solo For 15 Seconds*
Thousands of people:TIC TAC TOE,GIVE US SOME MORE.
TIC TAC TOE,LET'S PLAY AGAIN.
TIC TAC TOE!
*Crowd Cheering Ends Song.*
©AKnownfireball2Production |
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AvianFluJoin Date: 2010-09-01 Post Count: 1607 |
Song: Speak The Truth
Artist: Crazyanimallover1
Your getting weaker
I'm getting stronger
Soon one day I will beat you to the ground
You were the One
Who said I'd never win
But ohhh I will (Oh i will)
I'm not going back
To those Days
Not gonna let you
Torture me Anymore
I can't stand you
You make me sick
Bet you 10 times more you can't win now
( Chorus )
I only speak the Truth
Not gonna lie to you
Trust me, trust me
Oh I'll show you
Show you All I know
I only speak the Truth
Not gonna let you through
I am through with trusting you
- - -
Prepare
For the worst
Grab your knives and guns
and swords
Show me (show me)
If you can win at all
Your out of luck now
You'll just fall
( Chorus )
I only speak the Truth
Not gonna lie to you
Trust me, trust me
Oh I'll show you
Show you All I know
I only speak the Truth
Not gonna let you through
I am through with trusting you
- -
Your out of luck now you'll just fall
I speak the truth
I speak it
I speaaaaak
The truth.
I speak the truth.
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MeaFairyJoin Date: 2008-07-15 Post Count: 1932 |
Nu. |
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rikkiJoin Date: 2007-10-21 Post Count: 987 |
Solman123, you copied that song straight from "Portal 2"
Fail. |
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The meerkat song
By Pickles and beef fries (Me >_<)
Meerkats.. Meercats.. They are fluffly and cute...
OHH THE ROCK ISLAND ROAD IS A MIGHTY GOOD ROAD!
And then, a boy said "FROGZ"
Sooo, THE SONNG CHANGE TOOO FRRRROOOOOOGGSSSSS!
Thank you!
LALALALALALALALALALALAALALA |
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rikkiJoin Date: 2007-10-21 Post Count: 987 |
Not a blockbuster-hit song production there, but it was a good, brief distraction from my concerns in life. |
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rikkiJoin Date: 2007-10-21 Post Count: 987 |
*Quiet Start-In, Slow Notes*
He's a soldier of the future.
But like a soldier of time long passed,
He recives salt for pay,
And he's never thought to ask--
For better means of recompense,
As his job is to fight...
He won't be alive much longer...
*Pace Quickens, Louder*
But with him thats alright!
He doesn't need money, when he's got a great sword!
In a world without order, money's not worth one's word!
Abandoned by his country, abandoned by his men!
He is the last soldier...
He is the last to defend!
*Short Guitar Riff*
"Soldier of the Wastes"
By: Rikki
July 1st, 2011
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The future-soldier cleans his gun,
As he watches the setting sun.
This night he will not rest,
For he knows enemies are present out west.
He rushes across the lands on his mount,
In his brain he begins to count...
...Here they come, yeah!
*Guitar Solo*
With enemies here slain, he still knows,
With enemies dead here, he still must go--
To FIGHT the unjust, to fight the wrong!
To FIGHT... to fight them all... *Last note carries*
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rikkiJoin Date: 2007-10-21 Post Count: 987 |
[Oops, disregard last post, posted wrong]
"Soldier of the Wastes"
By: Rikki
July 1st, 2011
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*Quiet Start-In, Slow Notes*
He's a soldier of the future.
But like a soldier of time long passed,
He recives salt for pay,
And he's never thought to ask--
For better means of recompense,
As his job is to fight...
He won't be alive much longer...
*Pace Quickens, Louder*
But with him thats alright!
He doesn't need money, when he's got a great sword!
In a world without order, money's not worth one's word!
Abandoned by his country, abandoned by his men!
He is the last soldier...
He is the last to defend!
*Short Guitar Riff*
The future-soldier cleans his gun,
As he watches the setting sun.
This night he will not rest,
For he knows enemies are present out west.
He rushes across the lands on his mount,
In his brain he begins to count...
...Here they come, yeah!
*Guitar Solo*
With enemies here slain, he still knows,
With enemies dead here, he still must go--
To FIGHT the unjust, to fight the wrong!
To FIGHT... to fight them all... *Last note carries*
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C.A.K.E
Btw This is a parod of E.T By Katy Perry
P.S I'm not done with this,yet.
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You're so tasty
Could you be devil food cake? Could you be angel food cake?
Your taste magnificent.
Feels like I am hyper, leaves me going crazy.
They said be prepared
You're not like the others, cake lover.
Different Taste.
They don't understand how tasty you are.
You're from a whole other bakery
A diffrent country.
You open my mouth.
And I'm ready to eat, lead me into the happiness.
Yummy Cake, yu-yu-yummy cake.
Kill me with your cholesterol and
stuff me until I'm full.
Eat me, ea-ea-eat me.
Wanna be a fat guy.
Ready for eating. |
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rikkiJoin Date: 2007-10-21 Post Count: 987 |
Nice, nice. |
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rikkiJoin Date: 2007-10-21 Post Count: 987 |
Man, I remember how people used to like my songs quite a lot. In fact, I think my songs are the only thing people ever liked. Then I stopped writing songs for a while and no one remembers me.
Lol, a bit depressing, right? |
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I Slammed My Fingers
By:Knownfireball2
Genre:Rock/Pop/Comedy
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One day my finger's got slammed from a door
Slam slam slam.
Slam slam slam.
Then I puy my fingers in cold water.
WOOOOOOOOO
WOOOOOOOOO
That's cold water and-
[Chours]
I slammed my fingers!!
Ow!
I slammed my fingers!!
Ow!
I slammed my fingers!!
Ow!
I slammed my fingers!!
Ow!
[End Chorus]
Then the next day my finger's got slammed harder.
Slam slam slam.
Slam slam slam.
After that I put an ice pack on my fingers
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
That's so cold and I-
[Chours]
I slammed my fingers!!
Ow!
I slammed my fingers!!
Ow!
I slammed my fingers!!
Ow!
I slammed my fingers!!
Ow!
[End Chorus]
Then the very next day my finger's got slammed harder then ever.
Slam slam slam!
Slam slam slam!
After that I went to the hostipal and the drove me away in an ambulance.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
My fingers are broken and I-
[Chours]
I slammed my fingers!!
Ow!
I slammed my fingers!!
Ow!
I slammed my fingers!!
Ow!
I slammed my fingers!!
Ow!
[End Chorus]
Then the ambulance crashed into the wall.
BOOM.
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Me and my friend recently made the chorus to a song we are making called "why do you do it".
CHORUS:
Why do you do it?
Because we want to
Because we can!
(repeat)
We're not rebels,
We're just like them!
Why do you do it?
Because we can!
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The song is about how sometimes goverment officials only do stuff because they can and there are theese people who are immatating them to make a point. |
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rikkiJoin Date: 2007-10-21 Post Count: 987 |
POLITICS ALERT! POLITICS ALERT! EVACUATE THE AREA IMMEDIATELY! |
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