inpourJoin Date: 2008-06-11
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i went to bath and body works and instead of buying lotion i just went to sit in a corner and manipulate communism
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inpourJoin Date: 2008-06-11
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(leading u on a secluded path thru the woods) yeah i guess you could say i thrash on the floor and yell about misery
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inpourJoin Date: 2008-06-11
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open rp: sonic the hedgehog is walking into the white house. he is looking for obama. it is time to bask in a torrential downpour of goats
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inpourJoin Date: 2008-06-11
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elves are better than gnomes because they tolerate a lemur
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inpourJoin Date: 2008-06-11
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i long for the day when i can finally engage in heated debate with lizards
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inpourJoin Date: 2008-06-11
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it turns out that vaccines actually cause you to acquire peperony and chease
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yea booo |
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inpourJoin Date: 2008-06-11
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im going to write a modern version of romeo and juliet where they both paint a picture of macklemore
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inpourJoin Date: 2008-06-11
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what if you were at the grocery store and then you started to fund capitalism
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inpourJoin Date: 2008-06-11
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why cant we all just get along and write an article about the swamp
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i gaze solemnly out of the car window. droplets of rain slide down and collect on its surface. the pigeon-grey sky is clouded over and thick with cold crisp moisture. i turn to you and say what we have both been thinking: i want to feed off of blood worms
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the lyrics are: because you know im all about that bass/bout that bass/ romanticize maggots
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i dont trust horses bc they are too tall. and they prevent FULL COMMUNISM
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inpourJoin Date: 2008-06-11
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watch as i look like taylor swift
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i know your secret cricket11
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god i love eels. god i love eels so much i love eels because they think about me
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inpourJoin Date: 2008-06-11
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i have been laughing so hard at these they aren't even funny but dear lord
im almost in tears
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i went in the gym and a guy asked me if i even lift. BRO have you SEEN my MASCLES? i will punish him and create beard oil
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inpourJoin Date: 2008-06-11
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is your bed made? is your sweater on? do you want to support a really boring red fox fursona?
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'unleash the crabs!' i bellow. thousands of crabs scurry in and manipulate the heteros
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inpourJoin Date: 2008-06-11
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if i were a furry i would be a squirrel because squirrels cuddle marx
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for just 5 easy payments of 9.99 you can expect good things out of flesh
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inpourJoin Date: 2008-06-11
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is it ethical to pray to 5000 crickets
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