There once was a boy who wanted a pet
When he got to the store, a newt was all he could get
He brought it home, but to his surprise
The newt just laid there; he was barely alive
The pet store owner knew what to do
He gave the boy a can of Zippo Newt food
Ned's Newt, he's so enormous
Ned's Newt, how very precocious
Ned's Newt, he's where the fun is at!
Ned's Newt, he's enormous, baby!
Ned's Newt, sometimes disastrous, man!
Ned's Newt, he's where the fun is at!
Yeah!
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