FROM THE OFFICE OF THE DIRECTOR OF NATIONAL INTELLIGENCE
As of 1/31/2016, it is hereby declared that all Intelligence Community department directors are to submit the following report form every single Sunday before 6:00 PM EST.
Here is the format:
AGENCY/DATE/HOUR
1. Describe issues you had with your personnel.
2. Establish a list of all individuals that were hired/fired during the week.
3. Submit National Security Threats and elaborate the reasons why they should be marked as so.
4. Show the results of your operations.
5. Submit your plans for the next week.
IF THIS REPORT IS FAILED TO BE SENT WEEKLY, THE DIRECTOR WILL BE TERMINATED. NO EXCEPTION.
Thank you,
Lumidas,
Director of National Intelligence.
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