*Puts doubledecker couch down in the middle of the forum*

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#183899098Thursday, February 18, 2016 8:39 PM GMT

Gotta new doubledecker couch, come sit down.

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#183899286Thursday, February 18, 2016 8:42 PM GMT

A rice-farming tractor drives along, stopping behind the couch. "Ey b0ss." Reisfeldz greets, in his Royal Internet Celebrations Entity uniform, which consisted of attire that was cloned from papa Franku's rice fields clothes. Welcome to my ricefield.

iRecreational

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#183899982Thursday, February 18, 2016 8:56 PM GMT

"Uhh hello."

Histcarp

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#183900280Thursday, February 18, 2016 9:03 PM GMT

Histcarp would take a seat on the couch, looking around at the others and giving a nod of acknowledgement to them. She'd then open up her laptop and begin to rapidly type on it.

Absxlve

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#183900299Thursday, February 18, 2016 9:03 PM GMT

"So uh... I think we've had about four of this thread now?" Reis, I mean I asked. Maybe speaking in first person is a better idea... nah, third person is better, Reis thinks. Welcome to my ricefield.

iRecreational

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#183900622Thursday, February 18, 2016 9:10 PM GMT

"Third person is good... Not odd at all!" I say as the couch comes alive. "Let's names him... Mr Pringles Jr."

Absxlve

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#183900721Thursday, February 18, 2016 9:11 PM GMT

Reis stared profoundly, and drives his tractor off of what now happens to be a camera pointed at the couch from the front, before Reis comes back and kicks the couch in the lower compartment. Welcome to my ricefield.

iRecreational

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#183901189Thursday, February 18, 2016 9:20 PM GMT

*The couch screams as it hurls itself into the bathroom bunker* "Awkward..." I say as I hide in the couch cushions.

RoxProox

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#183904014Thursday, February 18, 2016 10:08 PM GMT

Dark watched from the attic door. "Please let me come down."

iRecreational

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#183918810Friday, February 19, 2016 1:54 AM GMT

"Well this is interesting" I say.

iiOreoMadness

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#183920565Friday, February 19, 2016 2:22 AM GMT

I walk in. "Hai guys!" I scream.

Roxasthedemon

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#183920797Friday, February 19, 2016 2:25 AM GMT

I walk in, sit on the double decker couch and I say, "Would any of you like to listen to the life of pablo?"

iiOreoMadness

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#183920956Friday, February 19, 2016 2:27 AM GMT

"Eh,nothing better to do with my life!" I say.

sweetlillyrose

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#183921213Friday, February 19, 2016 2:32 AM GMT

I run into the area where the doubledecker couch is. "COUCHES ARE AGAINST MY RELIGION", I scream as I take a baseball bat lined with spikes and start smashing the couch, unaware of the people on the couch.

CrystaIGems

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#183921302Friday, February 19, 2016 2:33 AM GMT

All of you please die

iiOreoMadness

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#183921457Friday, February 19, 2016 2:36 AM GMT

"All of you please die" Well,it looks like someone needs a hug!

Absxlve

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#183941573Friday, February 19, 2016 12:53 PM GMT

Reis' tractor suddenly comes onscreen and attempts to run over Lilly. Welcome to my ricefield.

Roxasthedemon

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#183941734Friday, February 19, 2016 12:57 PM GMT

I play The Life of Pablo. "This is fine" I say.

luckeewolf

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#183944008Friday, February 19, 2016 2:18 PM GMT

"THIS WILL NOT RESURRECT!" The couch explodes

iiOreoMadness

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#183944057Friday, February 19, 2016 2:20 PM GMT

I stand there. I try to grab pieces of the couch as it explodes.

Absxlve

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#183947508Friday, February 19, 2016 3:59 PM GMT

Reis runs in circles. "MY GOD THESE THREADS ARE ALWAYS SO UNEXPECTEDLY CRAZY!" Suddenly, a tie fighter emerges, torpedoing into the chaos as the pilot exclaims ALLALALALALALALALA Welcome to my ricefield.

iRecreational

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#183958309Friday, February 19, 2016 8:29 PM GMT

*The couch reforms, becoming even more upgraded Including: Coolers inside the seats, A reclinable TV, and cup holders* "Well this is becoming a good lil' show!"

RoxProox

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#183959364Friday, February 19, 2016 8:49 PM GMT

Dark is still at the attic door. "I said can I come out now? The Raccoons are demanding more food, and I don't have much blood left in my fingers."

Times_Zero

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#183959828Friday, February 19, 2016 8:57 PM GMT

A freight train comes along. A freight container tips the couch over and damages it. Blue Pill Or Red Pill, Meh. Not interested into going to The Matrix

Absxlve

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#183962223Friday, February 19, 2016 9:38 PM GMT

The Tie Fighter crashes into Reis' tractor, causing an explosion that burns everyone (incl. the couch) in the vicinity. "NOOOOO! MY BABY!" Reis cries, falling to his knees and doing those typical TV show crying actions, including smashing his face into the ground and holding the top of his head. Welcome to my ricefield.