Life hacks for saving $ - by a loser

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#184079235Sunday, February 21, 2016 4:38 PM GMT

- only replacing 1 battery if your remote dies. - pass me down shoes and toothbrushes. - washing toilet with a sibling you hate's tooth brush. - living off minute ramen and corn. - drinking only water. - sell stuff online. - host a yard sale and sell random things. - live in your car or backyard and bath in the rain. - become a human animal , and live in the forest with no shirt or pants and rub mud on yourself. - hunt squirrels with a spear and eat them. - pick change up off the side walk and streets. - mine your backyard for gold (call a place that detects pipes and wires before you do this.) - peel the toilet paper layers apart from eachother , if its 2 ply peel them apart and use 1 ply on each side. - eat grass - leech off your neighbors wifi - dont use your toilet , instead go outside and use the bushes. - recycle - sell your armpit hair to your neighbors. .

MakeUrDreamsComeTrue

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#184079280Sunday, February 21, 2016 4:39 PM GMT

"pass me down toothbrushes" disgusting

MagicRamenALT

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#184079397Sunday, February 21, 2016 4:41 PM GMT

b .

Sweetheart314

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#184079514Sunday, February 21, 2016 4:43 PM GMT

"Sell your armpit hair to your neighbors" What if your armpit hairs are too small to be seen

MagicRamenALT

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#184079566Sunday, February 21, 2016 4:43 PM GMT

@sweet that is when you get a microscope and a tweezers. the neighbors pay high bucks for arm pit hair .

Sweetheart314

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#184079730Sunday, February 21, 2016 4:46 PM GMT

@Magic What if your neighbors get disgusted? I mean I do grow little tiny blue hairs

MagicRamenALT

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#184079803Sunday, February 21, 2016 4:47 PM GMT

If the neighbors get disgusted thats when you show that you have been offended , tell them that they have offended you and that will scare them because they can get in trouble and they will pay top dollar more than you were selling your arm pit hair for oringinally. .

mecool99

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#184079988Sunday, February 21, 2016 4:50 PM GMT

Quality thread 10/10 you obviously put some workinto this.

Sweetheart314

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#184080001Sunday, February 21, 2016 4:50 PM GMT

What if they call the cops

MagicRamenALT

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#184080063Sunday, February 21, 2016 4:51 PM GMT

thats when you play NWA and run away from the cops. then later you try to sell your armpit hair to your neighbors again .

Sweetheart314

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#184080209Sunday, February 21, 2016 4:54 PM GMT

What if the house is surrounded by evil Bulldogs that's eats people that sells armpit hairs

MagicRamenALT

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#184080266Sunday, February 21, 2016 4:54 PM GMT

If thats the case , you take the tech 9 out of your waist band and defend yourself from the evil dogs. .

Sweetheart314

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#184080347Sunday, February 21, 2016 4:55 PM GMT

How to hide dead bodies?

MagicRamenALT

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#184080410Sunday, February 21, 2016 4:56 PM GMT

Dont shoot your neighbors , only the demon dogs trying to kill you. Then you leave them there because humans dont care if dogs are laying around dead. .

Sweetheart314

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#184080742Sunday, February 21, 2016 5:02 PM GMT

Okay now I have to do taxes