Holy crap Daniel! You've got some nice shoes, Daniel! I just made you into a meme, Daniel! Everybody knows who you are now, Daniel! The only thing people ever say to you anymore is damn Daniel, Daniel! Your girl friend just left you, Daniel! I just hooked up with your ex, Daniel! I lit your house on fire, Daniel! You're living on the streets now, Daniel! I just ruined your life, Daniel! What do you mean I'm not your friend anymore, Daniel? Where did you get that knife from, Daniel? Why did you stab me, Daniel? I'm a ghost now, Daniel! You just got arrested for murder, Daniel! You're going to spend the rest of your life in prison, Daniel! Don't drop the soup, Daniel! Why are you tying a noose, Daniel? You're dead now, Daniel! You get to spend the rest of eternity with me, Daniel! Why are you crying, Daniel?
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