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CROSSIN' DOWN THE FREESIDE
I AIN'T GOT MUCH TIME
i am dave phelps, king of the pupdogs. |
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kvIeJoin Date: 2011-11-27 Post Count: 240 |
shootin' bucks and drivin trucks |
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*more harmonica followed by the strumming of a creeky old guitar* |
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no!!!
and that's how I met my girl (yeah!)
i'm all grown up |
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tryna' hope that i get some luck
make sure i don't run over another duck
i am dave phelps, king of the pupdogs. |
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talkin' to old buck
he said that puck ran over to the truck
i am dave phelps, king of the pupdogs. |
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I ate some fried Kentucky chi(accented to ie)cken *stomps* |
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KhaluuudJoin Date: 2009-05-28 Post Count: 363 |
my daddy told me never to use the woodchipper like thaaaat~ |
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popped some caps in his ass
he fell right in the grass
i am dave phelps, king of the pupdogs. |
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And I had a good laugh
(quick yeah!)
yeah x5
i'm all grown up |
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get back in muh car
head back to the bar
i am dave phelps, king of the pupdogs. |
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my cousin is my sweetheart |
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my dog is my paul blart
i am dave phelps, king of the pupdogs. |
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way oh way oh heyo mayo (x2)
i am dave phelps, king of the pupdogs. |
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*slow country guitar, and harmonica stops* my dog ate my arm, so i had to get a new one...
*harmonica and fast guitar* SO I CAN HOLD PIE AGAIN |
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but my dog stole mah pen
i am dave phelps, king of the pupdogs. |
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MAMAS' OL CHEEERRRYYY PPIIIIEEEEEEE |
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GRANDMAS OL BERRRRRY PIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
i am dave phelps, king of the pupdogs. |
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KhaluuudJoin Date: 2009-05-28 Post Count: 363 |
she makes me cryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy alll night and day and week and month and year |
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drinkin' all the beeeeeeeeeeer
i am dave phelps, king of the pupdogs. |
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I plan to GO OOOO TO TEXAS |
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BUT EYYYYYY THERES A NEW LEXUS
i am dave phelps, king of the pupdogs. |
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GOIN' DOWN THE COUNTRYSIDE
THIS IS MH DREAM
i am dave phelps, king of the pupdogs. |
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BUT HEY!
WE DON'T NEED TOYS
HEY!
I AM A REAL MAN NOW
HEY!
I CAN SURE PLOW |
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