i have once we were at school and talking about ramen except we werent talking i was doing the talking and she was just sitting there staring into space not literally space but you know what i mean she just wasnt listening to my words or making sense of them you see i have been trying to get this girl to talk all year and i thought today was the day that i do that i brought up a topic about ramen because you know all asians love ramen right i mean its japnese or chinese or whatever you know right exactly so i brought that up and bruh she still aint talking i started gettin mad bc here old sarah was still staring into space i grabbed sarah by the waist and she still stiff as my sausage whenever i look at pictures of betty white i run out of the room into the mens restroom with sarah and try to stuff her face into the urinal i soon hear the teacher and multiple kids trying to trail behind me and attempt to find me so i realize i cannot stuff sarahs face into the urinal so i make a run for it out the door leaving the rest of my class to continue to trail behind me and i run out the front door of the school carrying still-stiff-as-frick sarah into the road and whilst leaping in front of two opposite-directed cars driving in the road they throw on their breaks and collide into eachother luckily me and sarah are safe and already made it to the side walk i run to cvs and buy some hair gel incase sarah needs it i walk out and run to my house and the kids from the school have already lost me which is great so i come to my house still holding sarah knockon my door nobody answers so i open it and my parents are dead so that night i bangd sarah faster than a screen door in a hurricane wake up sarah still got them dead ass eyes and she is still stiff so i then tell her that this is the end of it all sarah i dont know what to do anymore with myself i am merely a 14 year old male i dont know what to do i am stuck in this terrible life and i must end it i put a gun to my head and suddenly my dead little sisters ghost walks in and yells STOP and i say god demmit sister why are u in here and she says u must not kill urself and i say why tf not go back to where u were earlier or somehing and i ignore her words and i finally shoot myself and it is the end of everything |