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what do you want to eat for lunch today sweetie .... cruzy says, trying to wake You up from your deep nap slumber |
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pluspowerJoin Date: 2008-07-21
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https://youtu.be/Ke8W6YUbkgA?t=2m52s |
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Pizza? You know, while I was going to prepare you some cold (served at room temperature¹ ) sandwiches -- of varying deli meats and cheese combinations; vegetables and condiments upon request -- I could bake some pizzas for you, my love. As a matter of fact, I have a emergency supply of Totino's Party Pizzas² in my walk-in freezer! I only just bought them in bulk at Costco³ not too long ago! I'll get right on to baking the first batch. It'll only take 15 minutes⁴, honey. Just sit tight. Do you need me to change the channel? Hey, I'll change it to Nicktoons⁵ . I just hope it isn't the Worldwide Day of Play. Okay, it isn't. Woah, are they playing Butt Ugly Martians⁶? I remember when I watched this as a kid. I remember when Burger King had toys to promote the show with their kids' meal. Do you remember the crown that came with those? Man, those were the days. Well, have fun, dear. I'll be back with lunch very soon.
¹ According to the Lowe's programmable thermostat, the room temperature is at 293 Kelvin.
² A brand of frozen pizza products owned by General Mills. Founded by husband-and-wife, Jim and Rose Totino, the pizza has origins in their take-out pizzeria, Totino's Italian Kitchen, in Minneapolis, Minnesota. Sadly, it closed in 2011, but the pizza's legacy will live on.
³ Costco Wholesale Gold Star membership expired on June 11th, 2014. Household card buried within my Birkin bag.
⁴ The box instructs you to pre-heat the oven to 450 °F, and to bake it for 10-12 minutes. However, the method that I have been using for years is to just put the pizza in the oven while it is still pre-heating, and to leave it baking for 15 minutes exactly. This method foregoes the pre-heating process entirely, and makes for a even crisper pizza.
⁵ Owned by the Viacom Kids & Family Group unit of the Viacom Media Networks division of Viacom. A sister channel of Nickelodeon, broadcasting older animated series, along with some of its own original animated series. Now has an HD feedᵃ.
ᵃ Not that the aspect ratio would matter on the CRT television.
⁶ Refer to this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0FRiRDs4aY. |
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The aroma of a baked pizza seeps into your room. |
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i wake up and shut my mouth
i cut myself open to take out the fat |
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i would use my toots for transportation
DERR
♛ Onions aren't the only food that make you cry. -throws coconut in face- ♛ |
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lordred21Join Date: 2012-07-15
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You do know if you are that fat that you cant move, you can die? Its by your heart being crushed by that weight that you have.
ayy lol |
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this is just a what if situation you nooblet |
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kistvaenJoin Date: 2009-07-25
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i'd off myself |
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you said that it would actually happen lmao |
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it's happening right now this is just training |
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supsickJoin Date: 2013-01-07
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i dont know man
i mean
this is very
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i know it's sudden, dear, but it's for your own you know i care and love for you right honey? |
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GFinkJoin Date: 2009-02-19
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i would roll off and KAPOW
rip your bones and calcium
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why would you do that to be i hope you're joking , hun... you know i would never harm you in any way not even a scratch 😘 |
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lordred21Join Date: 2012-07-15
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if it did happen to me, id off myself
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DogettaJoin Date: 2014-04-13
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Im like the skinniest person ever so this would scare me half to death then i would be like THIS IS A DREAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM them i would explode the ends.
A World Without Memes, Is A World Wasted |
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DogettaJoin Date: 2014-04-13
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I hate pizza so the smell would not bother me.
A World Without Memes, Is A World Wasted |
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pluspowerJoin Date: 2008-07-21
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Let this thread die. |
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not until I
Someone replies to my long reply... |
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lordred21Join Date: 2012-07-15
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The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start. |
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racingpupJoin Date: 2015-03-31
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