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ThePyroManiac666
#185342734Monday, March 14, 2016 11:34 PM GMT

>I was only 9 years old >I loved Moris so much, I had slept with him 10 times and knew all his cats >I pray to Moris every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given >"Moris is love" I say; "Moris is life" >Heartstrings hears me and makes PA threads about me >I know she was just jealous of my devotion for Moris >I called her a "SJW" >She gets everyone else in the threads to flame me >I'm crying now, and my feelings are hurt >I lay in bed and it's really cold >Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me >It's Moris >I am so happy He whispers into my ear "You're just like Eevee." >He grabs me with his powerful cat paws and puts me down onto my paws >I'm ready >I spread my buns for Moris >He penetrates my buns >It hurts so much but I do it for Moris >I can feel my buns tearing as my eyes start to water >I push against his force >I want to please Moris >He meows in a mighty meow as he fills my buns with his love >Heartstrings walks in >Moris looks her straight in the eyes and says "Your children are next." >Moris leaves through my window >Moris is love. Moris is life.
mataquia
#185342774Monday, March 14, 2016 11:35 PM GMT

Unoriginal and unfunny.
ThePyroManiac666
#185342832Monday, March 14, 2016 11:36 PM GMT

i want to die
ToySackboyLBP2
#185342856Monday, March 14, 2016 11:36 PM GMT

Accurate
AcidCortex
#185342860Monday, March 14, 2016 11:36 PM GMT

WHY
Oshmoo
#185342878Monday, March 14, 2016 11:37 PM GMT

jesus christ
NumberFF0000
#185342880Monday, March 14, 2016 11:37 PM GMT

I enjoy Minecraft and Undertale MURICA ★ ★ ★ ☰☰☰☰☰
bakestaybed
#185342887Monday, March 14, 2016 11:37 PM GMT

"9 years old" not unheard of for moris....

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