RomoismJoin Date: 2010-08-13
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TAKE A SEAT. BUCKLE UP. AND GRAB SOME WATER BECAUSE HOT TAKES ARE AHEAD.
DIVISION PREDICTIONS:
NL WEST:
WINNER: Arizona Diamondbacks: I am drinking the Kool Aide
2nd: Los Angeles Dodgers: Your majestical long haired beauty is gone but shhh is ok bby
3rd: San Francisco Giants: Sorry your pitching staff looks less than good and I think your even yr streak ends here
4th: San Diego Padres: Yall might wanna have a drink in ur hand the entire season
5th: Colorado Rockies: I almost forgot you exsisted. Buckle up
NL EAST:
WINNER: New York Mets: Dont worry you have no competition for this
2nd: Washington Nationals: You arent gonna like Dusty Baker
3rd: Miami Marlins: You don't like Lorie
4th: Philadelphia Phillies: You guys can be future the spookys of the future, but not rn
5th: Atlanta Barves: Shh is ok. Just pretend a loss is a win
NL CENTRAL: The sp00ky division
WINNER: Chicago Cubs: I am picking you but I feel like im gonna regret this decision. Can you handle this responsibility???
2nd: St. Louis Cardinals: Best 2nd place team ever. Cheaters.
3rd: Pittsburgh Pirates: Lowkey i kinda like you guys
4th: Milwaukee Brewers: You wont be in competiton for the NL Central. Is ok bby.
5th: Cincinnatti Reds: Hope the Bengals dont suck this yr.
WILD CARDS:
1. St. Louis Cardinals
2. Los Angeles Dodgers
Sorry Giants and Pirates. You guys are still pretty cool, its not you. Its me.
AL WEST:
WINNER: Houston Astros: literally the sp00kiest team out there.
2nd: Texas Rangers: ily but the astros are too sp00ky. Is ok u make playoffs.
3rd: Seattle Mariners: You guys are the most overhyped team ever. Lets watch u guys fall apart
4th: Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim: You snarky f'ers wont get very far this year. Sorry Mike ily.
5th: Oakland A's: Billy Beane is gonna fool us all just watch. The expectations are right where he wants em.
AL EAST: ESPN BIAS DIVISION
WINNER: Toronto Blue Jays: Joey bats follows everyone on twitter so he is cool.
2nd place: Baltimore Orioles: aka Texas Rangers 2. Ily Chris Davis
3rd place: New York Yankees: Cant wait to see u on espn all the time
4th place: Boston Red Sox: idk why ppl love u so much, maybe its cause u will play all games on espn
5th place: Tampa Bay Rays: I can see u being the sp00ky team. But go back to Montreal u jerks.
AL CENTRAL:
WINNER: KC Royals: #YOSTED
2nd place: Detroit Tigers: I really dont like u
3rd place: Minnesota Twins: I can see u making the playoffs
4th place: Cleveland Indians: I am ignoring you. You will be average, which is amazing for cleveland teams.
5th place: Chicago White Sox: Whats it like to know chicago never cares about you. Is ok ik what its like being the unwanted son.
WILD CARDS:
1. Texas Rangers
2. Baltimore Orioles
PLAYOFF PREDICTIONS:
WILD CARD: Cardinals over Dodgers; Rangers over Orioles: Nobody cares lets keep going
DIVISIONAL:
Cubs over Cardinals: I like to see Cardinals fans terrorized by this idea
Diamondbacks over Mets: I am slurpping on this kool aide for better or worse
Astros over Rangers: Its ok DFW we have football
Royals over Blue Jays: #tbt to 2015 ALCS
CHAMPIONSHIPS:
Cubs over Diamondbacks: Cubs fans wont have any sanity by this round and will be borderline paranoid of the ghost of bartman
Astros over Royals: Yes i am going the sp00ky route
THE SP00KIEST WORLD SERIES EVER:
Cubs over Astros: Halloween will be cancelled this year. This is the sp00kiest timeline imaginable. Kris Bryant and Carlos Correa will give u nightmares. Much potential. Maximum sp00ky. The curse ends this year Cubs, which means it won't happen till 2017 probably but lets be positive. Also if they win it will #BeForObama #WhoSaysObamaDidNothing
AWARD TIME:
AL CY YOUNG: Dallas Keuchal
NL CY YOUNG: Clayton Kershaw
AL MVP: Carlos Correa
NL MVP: Kris Bryant
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Bad? If Samardaijhgzojaixzj gets it together we have a GREAT staff tho |
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RomoismJoin Date: 2010-08-13
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I think Shark and Cueto are accidents waiting to happen. I don't like Peavy either. MadBum will carry this rotation |
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hancock3Join Date: 2008-08-22
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only way for BOS to do bad is the pitchers other than price + Sandoval starts over shaw |
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RomoismJoin Date: 2010-08-13
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I am sorry Han but you guys sucked last yr and i refuse to believe that just adding david price is gonna fix that |
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http://www.bnd.com/sports/mlb/st-louis-cardinals/article67724782.html
Iᴛ ᴀɪɴᴛ ᴇᴀsʏ, ʙᴇɪɴɢ Cʜᴇᴇsᴇʏ. |
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RomoismJoin Date: 2010-08-13
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@cheesey
I agree nobody should be allowed to be something that spooky. To much potential. Not worth the risk |
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RomoismJoin Date: 2010-08-13
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*to be near |
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hancock3Join Date: 2008-08-22
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mookie betts will be on fire af and they want that final push for ortiz |
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RomoismJoin Date: 2010-08-13
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You have Hanley Ramirez and Panda holding you back. Sorry its not happening. |
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RomoismJoin Date: 2010-08-13
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Bump |
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RomoismJoin Date: 2010-08-13
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Anyone scared |
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The highest Baltimore will be is 3rd place
Arizona won't win 1st |
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hancock3Join Date: 2008-08-22
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*pablo
hanley has done fine at 1st compared to when he was OFing |
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"Royals over Blue Jays: #tbt to 2015 ALCS"
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"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak." - Unknown ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ |
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"2nd place: Detroit Tigers: I really dont like u"
Great reasoning! |
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RomoismJoin Date: 2010-08-13
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thx i try |
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VezzieOGJoin Date: 2013-08-30
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LETS GO CUBBIES
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PhilCokeJoin Date: 2010-08-10
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I think Hanley and Panda should go back to the NL . . . seriously
"You pale to Fox Mulder." -- CSM |
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VezzieOGJoin Date: 2013-08-30
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I'm not even being sarcastic, but it's hilarious to see Phil's posts when the Tigers are losing, lmao.
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PhilCokeJoin Date: 2010-08-10
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Just when they blow 4-5-6 run leads ;)
"You pale to Fox Mulder." -- CSM |
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BroBro264Join Date: 2011-07-12
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"2nd place: Baltimore Orioles: aka Texas Rangers 2. Ily Chris Davis"
HELL TO THE YEAH tho now that tommy hunter is gone its p much just chris davis from the rangers |
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