james5239Join Date: 2012-02-15
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Allow me to introduce myself. I'm the founder of the Anti-Roblox's 50,000 character limit Society. In this post, I will tell you what made me form such an organization and how I plan to use it to discuss, openly and candidly, a vision for a harmonious, multiracial society. Perhaps before going on, I should describe Roblox's 50,000 character limit to you. Roblox's 50,000 character limit is stuporous, untoward, and nauseating. Furthermore, it yearns to scrap the notion of national sovereignty.
While I trust that this audience shares my indignation at Roblox's 50,000 character limit, the worst kinds of soporific wimps there are rarely question, resist, or protest those events that do not appear to affect them directly. For example, they ignore how Roblox's 50,000 character limit has been committing all sorts of mortal sins—not to mention an uncountable number of venial ones. More concretely, Roblox's 50,000 character limit is not interested in what is true and what is false or in what is good and what is evil. In fact, those distinctions have no meaning to it whatsoever. The only thing that has any meaning to Roblox's 50,000 character limit is pharisaism. Why? I avouch that that's not my question to answer. I will say, however, that Roblox's 50,000 character limit knows that performing an occasional act of charity will make some people forgive—or at least overlook—all of its oligophrenic excesses. My take on the matter is that many organizations lie. Roblox's 50,000 character limit, however, lies with such ease it's troubling.
Roblox's 50,000 character limit is trying to get us to acquiesce to a Faustian bargain. In the short term this bargain may help us strengthen our roots so we can weather the storms that threaten our foundation. Unfortunately, in the long term it will enable Roblox's 50,000 character limit to subject us to the bloodthirsty yapping of unstable despots.
Why can't we find even one well-designed, peer-reviewed, longitudinal study that clearly demonstrates that Roblox's 50,000 character limit acts in the name of equality and social justice? Probably because no comprehensive study has ever drawn such an unpleasant conclusion. In contrast, many studies indicate that Roblox's 50,000 character limit's demands are so brown-nosing as to beggar belief. Let me rephrase that: Roblox's 50,000 character limit uses communism to make a big deal out of nothing. That's the large elephant in the room that nobody ever talks about. Nevertheless, I undeniably allege that people really ought to start talking about it because then they'd realize that when I say that Roblox's 50,000 character limit's smears are combative, I mean it. I don't mean that they remind me of something combative or that they have one or two combative characteristics. I mean that they are combative. In fact, the most combative thing about them is the way that they prevent people from seeing that all the deals Roblox's 50,000 character limit makes are strictly one-way. Roblox's 50,000 character limit gets all the rights, and the other party gets all the obligations.
Idle hands are the devil's tools. That's why Roblox's 50,000 character limit spends its leisure time devising ever more maledicent ways to relegate persons to the status of things. When a political condition of greed, massive corruption, and diversity of objective is coupled to a social condition of drugs, violence, and discontent, therein exists the perfect environment for Roblox's 50,000 character limit to siphon away the more beautiful and fragile parts of the human soul. If Roblox's 50,000 character limit succeeds in its attempt to hijack the word “magnetohydrodynamics” and use it to replace love and understanding with caciquism and moral relativism, it'll have to be over my dead body. Anyone who hasn't been living in a cave with his eyes shut and his ears plugged knows that if society were a beverage bottle—something, I believe, that Roblox's 50,000 character limit holds in high regard—it would indeed be the nauseating bit at the bottom that only the homeless like to drink. It is time for someone to listen, find compassion, and collaborate. Will that someone be you?
See you space cowboy |