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Original Thread: http://forum.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=146473113
(Please note: this story has not been altered from it's original version, so it might be amateur, considering I wrote this over a year ago)
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Telamon goes Hollywood
=Telamon is on the phone with LordDollarVI=
Telamon: ...and now we're heading to Hollywood!
LordDollarVI: Sounds bad.
Telamon: Yeah, but at least we get to go to Hollywood prepared!
LordDollarVI: Okay, I'll stay at the house.
Udoxas: Wow, you changed it completely!
Telamon: Who was that?
LordDollarVI: Uh...nothing!
Telamon: Okay, I'll see you in 2 weeks!
LordDollarVI: Bye!
=Telamon hangs up=
Telamon: He'll still watch the house.
Brighteyes: Okay.
Telamon: And I got David to let us have our vacation extended!
Brighteyes: Great!
(Meanwhile at ROBLOX HQ)
Stickmasterluke: Who wants to Bob for apples?
ReecemcBlox: Crank up the music!!!
=All the admins dance=
(Back to the airplane)
Telamon: Thank goodness Anna is very little and doesn't know much! Otherwise, we'd be forced to go to...
Anna: DISNEYLAND!
Brighteyes: How does she find out these things?
=Telamon, Brighteyes, and Anna are at their hotel's pool=
Telamon: Are you sure we should take her to Disneyland?
Brighteyes: Sure!
Telamon: But we were just at a carnival!
Brighteyes: Yes, but we lost her!
Telamon: What if we lose her again?
Brighteys: We won't, because you'll be wearing this leash around your waste with Anna connected to the front of the leash.
Telamon: I don't want to feel like a fool!
Brighteyes: ...says the guy who ran around in his underwear referring himself as Sparta.
Telamon: Hey! That was a midlife crisis!
Brighteyes: You were 28.
Telamon: Anyway, I don't want to go! You know how I feel about Disney!
Brighteyes: For the last time, Mickey is a mouse! Not a ra-
Telamon: DONT SAY IT! I am well aware. I just don't want to make any mistakes!
Brighteyes: Like the time when you were afraid of Chuck E. Cheese, and fell in the salad bar and kids thought you were scary?
Telamon: You get my point!
Wookong: JOHN! REMEMBER ME??
Telamon: Yeah, um... Nice to see you?
Wookong: Oh yes! It's very nice to see me! Do you think if I'd see myself it'd be funny? Or Ironic? You know what else is ironic? Cheese is from milk. I like Milk. Milk is good, like Pizza Hut. You think there'd be Burger Hut? I like burgers, but not in a hut. Hut sound like Hunt. Hunting is my favorite sport! I like to hunt deer, but not moose. I love moose! I think Moose is...
=Telamon Turns to Brighteyes=
Telamon: Its like he never left.
=Brighteyes sighed=
Brighteyes: Well, nice seeing you!
Telamon: Yeah, we'd like to chat and all but, we have to make it to Disneyland.
Wookong: REALLY? Disneyland? I love Disneyland! In fact, my great uncle bruce knew Walt Disney himself, so all I have to do is whip out the photo proof, and I am allowed in for free! With any guests!
Telamon: Wow!
Brighteyes: Hey, would you like to go to Disneyland with us?
Wookong: REALLY? GO TO DISNEYLAND WITH MY FAVORITE ADMIN FREINDS? OF COURSE!
=Wookong does 3 cartwheels=
=Anna Giggles=
Telamon: So...how are we going to get to Disney? My car is still at the airport back at home.
Wookong: Don't worry! We'll take my limo!
=Wookong claps=
=A Limo rides up=
Wookong: C'mon in!
=Telamon, Anna, Brighteyes enter=
Wookong: Ah. This is the life! Nothing but relaxing on a trip to Disneyland, with my good friends the Shedletsky's! Hey, you know what's funny? Your last name begins with Shed! That reminds me of my Aunt Wendy. She spent 5 weeks living in Shed. Or was it a tent? I don't know. All I know is that you're my friends!
=Telamon whispers to Brighteyes=
Telamon: Was this really worth it?
=Telamon, Brighteyes, Wookong, and Anna arrive to Disneyland=
Worker: Excuse me, but you need to have your tickets.
Wookong: Don't worry! My Great Uncle knew Walt Disney himself!
Worker: Do you have any proof?
Wookong: Yep! Just let me reach into my pocket...oh dear
Telamon: Oh what? OH WHAT?!?!
Wookong: I appear to have misplaced my photo.
Worker: Sir, you have to pay for your tickets.
Telamon: Where do we get our tickets
Worker: Over there.
=The Worker points at a ticket booth=
Telamon: That doesn't seem too bad.
=200 people go in line=
=Telamon's jaw drops=
Telamon: I think my heart just stop.
(3 Days I mean, hours later)
Telamon: Okay! We got our tickets!
KABOOM!!!
Announcer: Attention, due to Lightning, Disneyland is closed have a nice day ^_^
Telamon; Great! Now where are we supposed to go?
Wookong: Don't worry! I have the perfect place!
(2 Hours Later)
Telamon: You can't be kidding me.
Wookong: Nope! I'm not kidding!
Brighteyes: Well at least we have something to eat.
=They enter the Chuck E. Cheese=
FileDeleted: Hello!
MrFile: Welcome to Chuck E. Cheese!
FileDeleted: I'm File
MrFile: And I'm File as well!
FileDeleted: We hope you have
MrFile: A great day!
=Telamon, Brighteyes, Wookong, and Anna get their hands stamped=
Telamon: I could've sworn that I saw that File guy somewhere...
Brighteyes: Don't worry about it.
=Wookong buts in their conversation=
Wookong: What're we talking about? Are we talking about the games? Because I love the games!!! Hey, do you like games? I hope so! Do you like Twister? I do! I wished they had Twister here. Instead, they have racing games. You think Twister is somehow related to racing? I can't imagine why! LOL.
=Telamon, Brighteyes, and Anna walk away from Wookong=
Wookong: You leaving? You're playing Hide and Seek? Okay! I'll count! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6...
Telamon: We have to get away from him!
Brighteyes: He is just trying to be nice.
Telamon: I know but, if I wanted to hear nothing but noise, I'd go to the construction site near the HQ!
Brighteyes: Look, I'll watch Anna, while you go get rid of Wookong some how.
=Telamon walks over to Wookong=
Wookong: ...96, 97, 98 99, 100, 101, 102...
Telamon: Wookong!
Wookong: John! I found you! Help me find Christine and Anna.
Telamon: No! Just um...Find a seat! So we can uh...have a seat saved!
Wookong: That makes sense! You know what else makes sense? Making Cents! My Grandpa used to do that as a living until 1949, when...
Telamon: Why don't you save that story for when our food gets here?
Wookong: Great idea!
=Telamon walks away from Wookong and up to a Big Curtain=
Telamon: Umm...What is this?
Worker: Oh that! That's a new experiment!
Telamon: Please tell me rats aren't involved...
Worker: Nope! We have a new animatronic!
Telamon: Really?
Worker: Yep! Say hello to Foxy the pirate!
Telamon: Yikes! Is he under construction?
Worker: You'd think.
=The Worker mysteriously walks away=
Telamon: Okay...that was weird.
(Meanwhile)
Brighteyes: Look Anna! There's Chuck E!
Brighteyes hoped that Anna wouldn't be afraid of Chuck E like many other kids.
Anna: CHUCK E!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!
Brighteyes: Well, there goes that idea.
(Meanwhile)
=Wookong looks around the place=
=The pizza is served=
Wookong: Wow! Pizza! Hey you look like a guy I once met. Only it was at Wendy's not at Chuck E Cheese. You think that's funny. They both are different and...
=The worker walks away=
Wookong: Okay! See you soon!
Wookong: I better look for the Shedletsky's.
=Wookong gets up and walks around the place=
=Wookong finds a drink near the vending machine=
Wookong: Wow! A drink. Better used then wasted.
=Wookong tries to drink it, but nothing happens=
Wookong: HEY! WHAT GIVES?
=Wookong opens the lid=
Wookong: Wow! A camera!
Worker: Give me that! You cant know the truth!
Wookong: Sorry.
(Meanwhile)
Brighteyes: C'mon Anna! Let go of Chuck E!
Anna: NO! ME WANT CHUCK E! ME WANT CHUCK E!
Chuck E: Ma'am? Would you kindly remove your child from my leg?
Brighteyes: I'm trying!
(Meanwhile)
Telamon: GAH!
Wookong: John! I found you! What's going on?
Telamon: That fox almost bit my head!
Wookong: That's not weird! I just found a security camera in a soda drink!
Telamon: I don't know about you, but I'm getting out of here!
(Meanwhile)
Brighteyes: I'll get a worker, you stay here.
=Brighteyes leaves=
Chuck E: Hey little girl. Would you like to see a prize?
Anna: Sure!
Chuck E: Come with me into the back room...
Telamon: AUGH! NO!
=Telamon grabs Anna=
=Anna starts to cry=
=Telamon gives Anna 20 bucks=
=Anna stops=
Anna: Ooh...
Telamon: C'mon Christine! We gotta go!
Brighteyes: What's the rush?
Telamon: Trust me! You don't want to know!
=Wookong leads the Shedletsky's into a studio=
Wookong: Welcome to the World Broadcasting service! WBS for short!
=Brighteyes looks at a dress=
Brighteyes: My, what a lovely dress! Who wears it?
Wookong: Me. I'm a stunt double.
=Brighteyes drops the dress=
Brighteyes: BLECK!
=fishypeter walks up=
fishypeter: Ah! If it isn't my best stunt double!
=FishyPeter notices the Shedletsky's
FishyPeter: Wookong, you know how I feel about bringing guests.
Wookong: Its alright boss! I used to work with them!
FishyPeter: Oh yes! The famed Roblox Admins! The Shedletsky's!
Wookong: Yep!
FishyPeter: Say, isn't Christine Shedletsky the girl you wanted to marry and snatch her away from John Shedletsky?
Telamon: WHAT????
Wookong: Heh heh. Its a long story!
=FishyPeter leads the gang onto a set=
FishyPeter: And this, is where my famous show, Brunch with Steve is filmed!
Brighteyes: Aww, I love his show!
Telamon: Quick! Lets get out of here before she falls in love again...Too late!
Brighteyes: Can I touch Steve's chair?
FishyPeter: Of course! For the cheap cost of $20.99!
=Brighteyes pays FishyPeter=
=Brighteyes touches the chair=
=Peter leads them to the next set=
FishyPeter: And this, is a set for an upcoming show! My newest sitcom, the Richers!
Telamon: Excuse me, but are their names Richer?
FishyPeter: No, its just they're extremely rich!
Wookong: You see John, it's a pun. A funny pun. A pun which people enjoy. A pun which gets boring after being explained. A pun that-
Telamon: ALRIGHT! I HEARD ENOUGH!
FishyPeter: This set costs up to 6 grand!
Brighteyes: Hey! Where's Anna?
Telamon: Oh no! We lost her again! You know, we're bad parents for loosing our kid twice.
Brighteyes: Stop talking and help me look!
(Meanwhile in the rafters)
Anna: Hmm, this appears to be a vine. A vine for a Tarzan set. Mommy likes watching Tarzan. My daddy hates it though.
=Anna swings on the vine=
Anna: WHEEEE!!!!!!
=Anna crashes into the set and knocks it down, only to be landing in Telamon's hands=
Brighteyes: Thank goodness you're alright!
FishyPeter: ARGH! THAT SCUM DESTROYED MY SET! ALL OF YOU, OUT! ESPECIALLY YOU WOOKONG! YOU BROUGHT THEM IN HERE!!!
Telamon: Anna, you're grounded!
Anna: I should've seen that coming...
Brighteyes: You okay Wookong?
=Wookong is reading a magazine=
=Wookong looks up=
Wookong: What?
(3 days later)
=Telamon, Brighteyes, Anna enter the airport=
Wookong: Well, nice seeing you!
Telamon: Yeah. It was a pretty fun time.
Wookong: Really you liked it?
Brighteyes: Yep. Even though you were a tad bit annoying.
Wookong: That's okay. I am used to being annoying. In fact, one time I was so annoying, I kept talking and talking and talking and talking and talking, and eventually this couple said to me...
Telamon and Brighteyes: SHUT UP!
Wookong: Hey! How'd you know?
Telamon: Well, we better get a move on.
Wookong: Yep. It was nice seeing you. Just like the time I saw my aunt in a Pizza hut forming a conga around...
Telamon: Bye!
Wookong: WAIT! I recently became fired after what Anna did.
Brighteyes: What're you saying?
Wookong: I'm saying, since I'm jobless, I can stay with you!
Telamon: Wookong, we can't possibly take you back! You don't have a ticket for you!
Wookong: Don't worry! I have one just in case!
=Wookong shows them the ticket=
Brighteyes: But what about your career here?
Wookong: I was fired remember.
Telamon: But you still like acting?
Wookong: I'm over it.
Telamon: But what about Anna? Does she want you to come?
Anna: YES, YES!!!!!
Wookong: Yay! I'm coming! You here that Anna? Uncle Wookong is staying!
Telamon: WHOA WHOA WHOA! You're not her uncle!
Wookong: But I'm like her Uncle.
Telamon: But you're not.
Wookong: Well who cares?
=Wookong laughs as he walks into the airport=
Telamon: Sigh.
BONUS!!!!!
Epilog:
Wookong got a job as a wild zoo trainer instead of going back to the HQ. However, he leaned over the tiger a bit too much.
Udoxas passed the home inspection.
Anna never got lost anymore.
LordDollarVI went back to his home, which he felt was too small compared to the Shedletsky's.
Telamon was no longer afraid of Giant Rats. Instead he was afraid of Giant, torn apart, foxes.
Brighteyes remain the same.
The Admins were sad that Telamon was back.
And Telamon learned never to go to places ever again. Until one day...
Telamon: Honey! I'm going on a business trip!
Stay tuned for Telamon's Trip!
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