so I was walking down the road yesterday, and out of an alley jumps three feminiss that make shrek's weight look like an african child. one of them has a cucumber, the other her degree of human rights or something, then the other one had a pan.
they waddled slowly towards me like penguins and i couldnt control my laughter, by the time i stopped laughing they were upon me and beat me with their utensils.
i swear they almost ate me in their folds.
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