Why do I love Altair so much? It's pretty simple when I think about it. Altair isn't just the best poster on C&G, he might just be the greatest poster of all time. Just imaging him riding through the sands of Arabia, the wind in his hair, his mighty steed below him. As he rides through the mountains, the ladies swoon at his very scent. They know how he smells, the essence of his smell is sold in LMaD under the the name of "Eccentric Shop Teacher" The very nature of Altair is mystery. could he be playing a deeper game than even his creator realizes? The answer is yes, he has transcended such boundaries as the written world, and has free will to do whatever he sees fit. However, Altair is filled with such guile, such arcane craft that he does not even use these powers. Why, you might ask? You will never know, for the mind of the Altair is not one that is easily penetrated. Altair is such a force of nature in his realm that nothing can truly touch him, the only thing keeping him bound to the page at all is his will to exist within the preordained boundaries of his world. Altair is not only beyond the comprehension of us, he exists within a plane of true focus and beauty. Observe his playful smile, his gorgeous and rippling biceps, his gallant nose, and most importantly, his eyes. His eyes, like pools of saffron, provide the only glimpse into the true machinations of Altair. Do not stare into them. Many good men have gone mad in the attempt. Altair is not just a character, a formless collection of words and images, he is himself is the binding that holds the saga together. Without Altair, the entire series, the entire world of Robloxia as we know it crumbles. The Mississippi would stop flowing without Altair, Europe would become a desolate crater, Antarctica would melt without his frosty gaze. These are just of a few of the reasons why I like Altair so much. |