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is your name summer bc ur kinda hot |
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LaedereJoin Date: 2013-06-17 Post Count: 23630 |
You have a beautiful head. It would look marvelous next to the other ones in my freezer. |
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150GJoin Date: 2012-12-14 Post Count: 103 |
Is your name kingkendrick141 because you seem to like girls because of their bodies LMAO |
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"Hi my name is [name], I think you're pretty cute. [Can I get your number/Was wondering if you wanted to hang out sometime/Do you want to summon hellspawn with me and my cult-er-friends]?"
Because pickup lines are for peens |
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Did you fart? Because you just blew me away. |
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150GJoin Date: 2012-12-14 Post Count: 103 |
"You are ugly and should leave the area" |
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me and my gf go up and down alot
because shes a ladder |
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nice thighs they're very thick like the amount of mass on your butox |
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diaIsJoin Date: 2016-04-13 Post Count: 913 |
You want to be my girfrien? You will get the d later ;)
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charlotte ur a ho
od me or im leaking your pics
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SORRY I CANT HOLD ON, IVE ALREADY FALLEN FOR YOU XOXO |
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i heard you're good at algebra. can you replace my x without asking y |
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did you sit on a pile of sugar? because you have a pretty sweet ass. |
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chrlie look at my pick up line NOW.
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Damn @sov tht was nice
I'm not a photographer or anything but I can picture you and I together bb |
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Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers. |
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Are you a squirrel? If so, I would like to bust a nut in your mouth XD...
Synoto :D
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Are you an orphanage? Because i wanna give you kids |
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MeliorusJoin Date: 2008-12-24 Post Count: 8509 |
if i got a nickel everytime i thought of you, i would have 5 cents because ur always on my mind
https://www.roblox.com/My/Groups.aspx?gid=1253451 |
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diaIsJoin Date: 2016-04-13 Post Count: 913 |
if i got a nickel everytime i thought of you, i would have 5 cents because ur always on my mind
> that would imply you only think of them once since you only have 5 cents
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dang you're a girl that plays video games?
you must be disgusting and anti social in irl |
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MeliorusJoin Date: 2008-12-24 Post Count: 8509 |
yes i have 5 cents because they're never off my mind?
https://www.roblox.com/My/Groups.aspx?gid=1253451 |
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diaIsJoin Date: 2016-04-13 Post Count: 913 |
if i got a nickel everytime i thought of you
if they are always on your mind you would have more than a nickel
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you're nothing
cause nothing is perfect |
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MeliorusJoin Date: 2008-12-24 Post Count: 8509 |
it says thought not thinking of you
anyways this arguement was pretty stupid
https://www.roblox.com/My/Groups.aspx?gid=1253451 |
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