i got drunk at a party last night and tried to be a detective.
i noticed a girl walking up the stairs with some guy. i was curious to find out why they were going upstairs when the entire party was clearly on the first floor, so i followed them to investigate.
when i found the room they went into they were both half naked;
\she screamed, he punched me in the face. i woke up smelling of urine and vomit.
...im not having the best week....
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