Why are firetrucks red?

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#190206213Wednesday, June 01, 2016 2:45 AM GMT

Because they have eight wheels and four people on them, and four plus eight makes twelve, and there are twelve inches in a foot, and one foot is a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was also a ship, and the ship sailed the seas, and there were fish in the seas, and fish have fins, and the Finns fought the Russians, and the Russians are red, and fire trucks are always “Russian" around, so that's why fire trucks are red!

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#190207527Wednesday, June 01, 2016 3:04 AM GMT

this is my siggy Why are firetrucks red? Because they have eight wheels and four people on them, and four plus eight makes twelve, and there are twelve inches in a foot, and one foot is a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was also a ship, and the ship sailed the seas, and there were fish in the seas, and fish have fins, and the Finns fought the Russians, and the Russians are red, and fire trucks are always “Russian" around, so that's why fire trucks are red!

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#190225303Wednesday, June 01, 2016 12:37 PM GMT

what starts with f and ends with uck? fire truck! ℑ'𝔡 𝔩𝔦𝔨𝔢 𝔱𝔬 𝔱𝔞𝔨𝔢 𝔞 𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔲𝔱𝔢 𝔧𝔲𝔰𝔱 𝔰𝔦𝔱 𝔯𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 ℑ'𝔩𝔩 𝔱𝔢𝔩𝔩 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔥𝔬𝔴 ℑ 𝔟𝔢𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔭𝔯𝔦𝔫𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔞 𝔱𝔬𝔴𝔫 𝔠𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔡 𝔅𝔢𝔩A-𝔄𝔦𝔯

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#190225404Wednesday, June 01, 2016 12:41 PM GMT

You forgot the most important thing. Trucks are red and fire is red. Put em together, you gt a firetruck! [Siggy Deleted]