"Hello NUSA, I'm DevanAC. A lot of you may know me, while a lot of you may not know me. I've held a lot of positions across the board: Founder, Head Developer, Attorney General, Speaker of the House, White House Chief of Staff, Secretary of Defense, Secretary of the Treasury, Secretary of Homeland Security, CEO of Wall Street, Director of CNN, and even VP (for a few days :P). Currently, I'm the Deputy Director of Public Affairs, and now I'm looking to join the Senate."
now let's break these BS ranks down;
Founder - Friend of Carlos. Irrelevant.
Head Dev - Friend of Carlos (and arguably a bad dev at that), irrelevant.
Attorney General - DoJ was a dead department before Small. Bad experience.
Speaker of the House - Self awarded position. Irrelevant.
WHCOS - Carlos' assistant. Irrelevant.
SECDEF - Military has always been terrible, bad & irrelevant experience.
SECTREASURY - Same as SECDEF.
SECHLS - HLS barely existed back then, irrelevant.
CEO of Wall Street - You're rich and bribed carlos.
CNN - Has always been terrible. Worse than C-SPAM.
VP - Self awarded.
DD of Public Affairs - wtf is this?
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