yo, yo, and hello there young fetus
I am running for the Senate Class I Elections.
I will give you a quick summary of why I am qualified, and then you should represent your boy, give him some RESPEK.
[WHY I AM QUALIFIED]
a) been in nearly every dang darn agency in NUSA
b) love the ladies, always getting them
c) represent your ideas in Congress (bills you send to me)
[WHY I AM SO HOT]
a) not like jacob satanorious
b) do not take shirt off in front of ladies
c) op
[WHY YOU SHOULD VOTE FOR ME]
a) because im black
b) #blacklivesmatter
c) i wear reading glasses on the daily
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