im a big time slugger who hits all of the homeruns and grandslams for my team
also i get all of the ladies with my good looks and loads of cash
my playing position is right outfield just like jose bautista
i have previously played baseball for the boston red sox and the toronto blue jays
if your team is going to sign me out of free agency you are going to have to pay me more money than david price
- SirPaco (that is my signature and it is going to be worth big bucks someday)
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