phoneguyJoin Date: 2008-06-19 Post Count: 13563 |
[X4]
I busted open the door and looked at human. "Question 4356235: Do you know where pretty diamond is?" |
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"Um. Yeah.. its.. gone.." I replied. |
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phoneguyJoin Date: 2008-06-19 Post Count: 13563 |
[X4]
"Anger No.32412523: GO DIE YOURSELF." My drills started and pounced on him. "AI IS STRONGER THAN YOU ARE." |
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I backed away, and open fired. |
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phoneguyJoin Date: 2008-06-19 Post Count: 13563 |
[X4]
I activated shields and pounced on him again. |
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I recharged the Energy Sabre, and got out a walkie talkie. "HOLY CRAP, BEING ATTACKED BY A DIAMOND PLATE!" I shouted into it, and deflected the drills. |
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phoneguyJoin Date: 2008-06-19 Post Count: 13563 |
[X4]
"Lie No.23523: TELL ME WHERE THE DIAMOND IS AND I WILL LET YOU GO." |
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"Lie? Better learn how not to start blurting out statements or lies or truth." I said. "Your diamond is in fragments." |
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phoneguyJoin Date: 2008-06-19 Post Count: 13563 |
[X4]
"Truth No.324124: I WILL KILL YOU IF YOU DON'T TELL ME WHERE ANOTHER DIAMOND IS." |
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"God. Find the deposit of them at the ruins of Old Arcadia." |
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phoneguyJoin Date: 2008-06-19 Post Count: 13563 |
[X4]
"NOOOOOOOO!!!!" I jumped off and started randomly hitting the wall. "YOU WILL GET IT!" I said as I turned to the soldier/hero/whatever he is. "AGRAHHHHGHUH!" I yelled as I ran at him and missed him by 5 inches when using my drill. "Drill joke No.351234123: MY DRILL IS STUCK." |
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I rolled from under the Diamond Plate, and ran away. |
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phoneguyJoin Date: 2008-06-19 Post Count: 13563 |
[X4]
I ran as fast as I could, but the fastest I could go was 2 miles per day. |
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(XD)
I was headed toward New Arcadia. |
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phoneguyJoin Date: 2008-06-19 Post Count: 13563 |
(http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3537559)
[X4]
"BRING ME SOME DIAMONDS WHEN YOU GET BACK!" I yelled to him as I sat down near a rock. |
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I did as facepalm as I ran. This would be quite a report. |
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phoneguyJoin Date: 2008-06-19 Post Count: 13563 |
[X4]
"But I feel lonely..." I said EPICLY. |
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phoneguyJoin Date: 2008-06-19 Post Count: 13563 |
[X4]
I just looked around when suddenly I got shot in the back of my head. "SHIELDS 20%! CAUTION! CAUTION! 32 MORE SHOTS TO DEPLETION! CAUTION!" |
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phoneguyJoin Date: 2008-06-19 Post Count: 13563 |
[X4]
I got up and ran as fast as I could to the man with the gun. "Warning No. 1337 DO NOT SHOOT HEAD THAT IS A WEAKSPOT." I pounced on him and drilled him right through the head. "AI IS STRONGER THAN YOU ARE. AI IS STRONGER THAN YOU ARE."
(Say Jaggy The white butterlion if you saw the hidden meme in that.) |
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(Jaggy The white butterlion) |
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phoneguyJoin Date: 2008-06-19 Post Count: 13563 |
(I know that wasn't a proper name. I was in a hurry. Just pretend it was No.341232412341634.) |
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(XD)
I kept running, and I got to New Arcadia. |
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phoneguyJoin Date: 2008-06-19 Post Count: 13563 |
[X4]
I got up and walked down to New Arcadia at full speed (which is 2mpd) and got there after a LOOONG time. |
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