"Nobody ever invites me to anything anyway."
I wonder why! Could it be because... Oh, no, that can't possibly be the reason! Mightn't it be because you might, on occasion, discuss your strange se.xual desires involving children on an internet forum frequented by minors? Oh no, upon further consideration, that really truly couldn't be it - it would be preposterous for people to be disgusted by such behaviour, regardless of how appalling it is. |