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pkeefer24Join Date: 2008-01-24
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Jell: Yah! *Dives at Emporer*
Emporer: *Laughs* Fool.
Jell: Urk-! *Gets frozen in time, floating in midair*
Emporer: You see, just like your friend trapped in that seperate world, I too exist outside of time and space. For thousands of years I have existed in this rift you see before you and have studied these forces, and learned enough to destroy a normal mortal's mind. I have knowledge among your wildest imaginations of the space-time continum. This wormhole generator is the product of this knowledge. I am in full control of these forces, I can do anything.
Jell: *Drops to the ground*
Emporer: Now, prepare to feel my wrath.
Jell: AAAGH! *Is frozen again and gets knocked out*
Jell: Where am I...? I'm in another rift...
Emporer's voice: That's right. You will be trapped in here for milleniums, outside of time, in this plain of eternal nothingness. Keeping your sanity in here is the worst torture of all. See you in a few thousand years...
Jell: What!? |
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pkeefer24Join Date: 2008-01-24
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I mean beyond, not among. |
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pkeefer24Join Date: 2008-01-24
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Space bump. |
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Dimension: All this are ideas from my labs. So I can outsmart him easily.
Emperor: Hi Dimension, and all my other enemies. You haven't yet figured out what you are in for.
Dimension: Oh yes, I have.
Emperor: *Makes a time field (like a force field) and tries to choke Dimension* You don't know, because if you did, you would be dumb enough to have gotten out... Wait a second! Why am I feeling this force?
Dimension: That technology was from my top-secret Garage Lab, with all my scientist friends. Not from the millitary, as you think.
Emperor: Even if it is yours, how are you controlling it? And how do you know that I used it to make myself immortal?
Dimension: Because our DNA specialist encoded genetic parts into the design that would break it if you took it out.
Emperor: Nooo-- *Disappears into a black hole*
Dimension: Now getting out is easy.
Aliens in armor: *A lot of woots and "Hows?"* |
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Emperor: That was a trick. I tricked you.
Dimension: I knew that was coming.
Emperor: From that heavy armor, I expected you to be more of the brute strength type.
Dimension: Never, ever expect that of me. I am very clever.
Emperor: Thanks for telling me your weakness! *Fires a beam of pure energy at Dimension, which suprisingly goes through Dimension*
Dimension: You forgot my ability to learn other people's moves. Maybe I learned this from your ancient form which I took. But who knows? |
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Bring on
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MY!
Posty!
(Lol!) |
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Oh what happened to the forum posters?
Dimension: I knew we were part of a higher-dimensional forum world!
Director: Cut!
(This was just to be funny. Lolololol!) |
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pkeefer24Join Date: 2008-01-24
Post Count: 2082 |
OOC: Sorry, I had a one week computer ban. Uggh.
Jell: *Falls to the ground after a split second, sweating and panting*
Emporer: Welcome back, freak.
Jell: *Blathers*
Emporer: I see the thousand years in the void did wonders for you. You're a lot less pesky and sound smarter now.
Jell: *Blathers some more*
Emporer: Men, take him away. He's getting to be a bother...
Vultrancian: Yessir! Boyo, I tink I'm smarter than him nou!
Emporer: Just take him away...
Vultrancian: *Puts Jell in a metal cylinder and takes him away*
Emporer: Time to crush this world... *Raises hands*
Jell: I don't think so!
*POW*
Emporer: *Skids across the ground* YOU! But how?
Jell: You sent one of my Jellies into the void. It was a tough choice, but it needed to be done to save us. Come on out, Jellies!
Jellies: *Fly out from inside machines and under tiles and onto the Emporer*
Jell: Hold him down! *Absorbs energy from power core* Come on back!
Jellies: *Fly into my body*
Emporer: YAH! *Tries to freeze me again*
Jell: *Fires Jelly blast from my hands infused with electricity, covering the Emporer and electrocuting him* He's only stunned. A person with that much power couldn't be taken down so easily. Jelly! Get the other Jelly back! All the rest of ya, start up the wormhole generator again! |
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(My post was moderated)
Dimension: *Sees the fight from the space rift* I better tell Jell the weakness of the enemy. He said he had space time powers for THOUSANDS of years, while existing for BILLIONS of years. Aquired powers. I can get those too. In fact, I will. And I will train. |
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pkeefer24Join Date: 2008-01-24
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Jell: *Flips switches and presses buttons, then connects the power core to the generator with a jelly* This should do it. *Pulls lever on the ground*
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vvvvVVVRRRRRR!!!
*Tiny wormhole is made*
Jell: Perfect. Now, where's Dimension? *Peeks inside the hole*
Emporer: I don't think so! *Fractures space around me, shattering my body into a million pieces*
Jelly: Oh no you don't! *Dives on Emporer's neck and electrocutes him again*
Emporer: Get away, you slug! *Swats jelly*
Jell: *Reforms* This guy doesn't give up! *Yells into wormhole* Dimension, if you can hear me, HELP!
Emporer: *Creates a blade of space-rendering energy and fires it*
Jell: *Dodges by an inch* PLEASE! |
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Dimension: I will. I've had enough time to develop my new powers. *Makes a bow of pure space and shoots it at the Emporer* |
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Emperor: What? How? You have to be naturally out of space-time, you can't just AQUIRE superpowers!
Dimension: And you can also aquire lying.
Emperor: Enough! *Tries to strech Dimension apart*
Dimension: *Resists the pull* You think such an easy move can desroy me like that?
Emperor: Yes, normal mortal.
Dimension: If I am a normal mortal, how do I do this? *Makes a wormhole and is right behind emperor*
Emperor: So maybe you are powerful, but your little formless friend can't do anything.
Dimension: Oh yes he can... |
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HazepawJoin Date: 2008-08-18
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Haze:hey ugly! no, not you jell, (lol, sorry, I had to)over here!*runs up to kick him in the head* |
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Dimension: I'll make that a thousand times more powerful. *Makes space smaller where he kicks so the Emperor gets sent flying* |
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HazepawJoin Date: 2008-08-18
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Haze:sweet! now, try this! *pulls out two pure gold pistols and shoots them and fireballs come out* |
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Emperor: Fireballs? Is that all you got? *Gets burned and screams* I wish I were more powerful than Dimension and you combined!
Dimension: Be careful what you wish for. But I will make your more powerful. *Makes him so powerful it rebounds on him*
Emperor: Ahhh! |
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pkeefer24Join Date: 2008-01-24
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Jell: Now you're finished. Time for my ultimate technique. *Melts*
Emporer: You'll never stop me! *Fires more space blades*
Jell: Elemental Jelly! Magma style! *Turns into lava*
*Blades pass through the magma*
Emporer: What!?
Jell: Omega burn! *Fires lava jelly in bursts* Elemental Jelly! Air style! *Turns to wind* Cyclone rush! *Forms a tornado around the Emporer*
Emporer: Can't... Move... *Tries to form more space blades* Rrrghhh...
Emporer: Raagh! *Crushes the space around Jell*
Jell: *Bursts* Thunder Jelly! Lightning pulse! *Turns to energy and forces the Emporer into Dimension's wormhole*
Emporer: NOOO...! |
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Dimension: I bet there's more evil elsewhere. I know he didn't have the orb with him. I wonder where it is. |
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pkeefer24Join Date: 2008-01-24
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Jell: Why do you suppose the Emporer was here if the Energy Orb wasn't here? |
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Dimension: Because it's near, he just doesn't have it. But considering the Emporer's space powers, "Near" could be anywhere. |
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pkeefer24Join Date: 2008-01-24
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Jell: Well, this'll be fun... Wait! I have an idea! Beam us up to your ship. You do have a microphone on there, right? |
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...Lol. I thought I should make this. |
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Lol.
And you're at my place now too. |
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BUMP! BUMP! BUMP! Bump emergency! *The bump fighter sirens come on* |
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