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My name is TadueszKosci. I am running as your senator. What you want me to say is that I’ve been in NUSA for 3 years and stuff like that. But no. I came into NUSA by watching Scandal and House of Cards, which hooked me on a political campaign. The reason I picked NUSA over other countries is because I know how our federal government works, and I am a US Citizen. I also have aids. And cancer. And hacks. Ever since I’ve been playing ROBLOX, I’ve been ignored. Well, a couple times I became a high rank in a group. Otherwise I’ve been ignored. I was a LOSER. I’m here for the NUSA citizens that are ignored, to be heard! Who doesn’t want me, a messed up democrat for senator? I would!
-We don't need to really know how you suddenly got politicized by TV dramas, let alone if they are fictional. You claim to know how our government works, but the rest of this "speech" says completely otherwise. Are we not mostly US Citizens (at least in the RO-Nation)? There is nothing funny about having a deadly disease, and it is COMPLETELY UNPROFESSIONAL to say something like that. You state you were a "high rank" in another group, but do not bother to mention what group or rank you were? Stop making the populace who actually vote on this pitty you. That is not what politicians do at all. The NUSA citizens are not ignored; they're mostly bots or empty accounts.
For my first promise I probably won’t keep, is that when I’m senator, I will allow people to send me bill ideas. I will read thoroughly through each PM, and make sure they are introduced to the senate. I want your voices to be heard! Don’t be a loser.
-Telling your prospective voters that you will NOT keep a promise is something they really do not like to hear. Isn't people sending you ideas for bills the reason we have a representative democracy? It should be your job already, what made you think it wasn't?
The first bill I would want to be introduced to the senate is the Automo-bill! Get it?! I'm not very funny. Tired of wasting your money and buying a car every time you join the game? Well, if you own a house, you should be able to select from the cars you bought and spawn them in your driveway! I would introduce a Car selector. A tool that automatically spawns with you if you own a house and a car. This tool will allow you to select a car you have bought, and spawn it in your driveway. The car is not a one-time use, so you don’t have to keep buying it! The new immigrants and citizens of NUSA will not keep finding their pockets empty and their legs super strong. These citizens will be able to spend their money on items such as meds and guns, for self-protection, of course. I believe this bill will help end Vegas’ poverty!
-So you want only homeowners to have access to FREE cars? Not only will that be abused, but what will happen when so many people have houses that the server is full? And most of this stuff will be done by the developers (AKA, people who will only do things if it will benefit themselves rather than this great RO-nation of ours). Poverty will only get worse when hostile people who can afford weapons keep shooting them. How about trying to increase the wages? This pretty much is a crumby bill that will only benefit those who are wealthy. #AffordableHousingAct.
Citizens should be allowed to customize their vehicle to the fullest (almost). Instead of picking just one color, they should be able to put a decal, or a texture on it. Want some blue flames on your new smokin’ hotrod? Sure, put ‘em on! Want a picture of a puppy on the front of your hood? Sure, throw it on! My idea is that in the same place where you color your car, there could be another option: finding the decal in the store, copy the ID, and paste it onto your car. There is a similar function like this on a game called Auto Duels, where you customize your sword. You can finally advertise something on a car without spray paint!
-Again, another developer thing. And what will this do to benefit the people of the United States? More aesthetic is NOT what the American people want. And who knows what kind of decals people could find and put on their cars...
My final promise, is to lock aids up! Put everyone with aids in jail, so it could never, ever get out AGAIN. Locking up aids would solve many of our problems. There’ll be no more 12 year olds, lag kills, or even annoying brats who do nothing but try to have intercourse with you in game! NO MORE!
-This statement is VERY offensive to people who have the disease. And what is this exactly going to achieve? You just decided to kick out majority of this group, forget that people have different pings and internet connections, and just admit to something that perhaps you might have wanted to do in a game which has NEVER happen (at least in my time here) in Las Vegas.
To conclude, everyone should get one ice cream sandwich and one snickers bar every day for free. Electing me for for senator will get things done. Remember, Killing is Human Nature! VOTE TADUESZKOSCI SENATOR 2016!!!
I am TadeuszKosci and I approve this message.
-Senator is a position we want people who actually want to benefit the people of the USA rather than themselves and their donors. For all we know, you could be the person who proposes a bill to outlaw walking in LV, and offer free guns to every person in the server. Being the Inspector General of this USA's Air Force, you really do not seem to be a very efficient person or leader. Propose better things, and perhaps you would actually get a better outcome.
Consider this "speech" reviewed. Feel free to reply with your rebuttal. -10/10 would vote for. |