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Post this in a reply to your own forums as a Troll Shield of sorts. I know it won't work, as trolls (forum trolls specifically) probably can't even read, but this will just make the trolls realize, even if only a short few seconds (they have a short attention span), that they are annoying. Copy below the line and try to give the author (me, shannette3) credit.
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Hello, I am shannette3. We've explored the complex penguin societies of Antarctica, and the gorilla clans of Northern Africa. Today we observe another primitive species... We are going into the lives of the trolls. We've just landed in a Burger King parking lot in America, breeding grounds of the trolls. Oh look, a forum troll! Let's watch as they prowl in their natural habitat, trying to harass Roblox users without purpose. "It's a free country, I can be an idiot if I want!" they say. All the forum trolls are gathering... They gathered in a ring around an open fire for their ritual... Oh what a sacred ritual, let us get up close to observe the forum troll's society even better. What's this? They are burning innocent people alive and dancing around the fire! We've put on a disguise to interact with the troll species, and so we learned their native language.
I went up to the troll commander and said, "Poop! Let's OD, say 123 for bf! roflroflrofl join vortex security!" I said to the troll leader. [When we translate this into English, I really said "Why are you burning the innocent?]. He answered back, "lets make an obby with stamper tools and title it 'super mega pokeeman go minecrafts', then we can get robuxes with no effort lololol." Again we translate this into the English Language: ["We are burning people that are productive and ### effort into their life. Obviously we must follow the troll code and live to annoy, annoy to live. These people tried to do something good, they even used the forbidden magic: Effort. We are burning them because we are bored of causing random and purposeless inconveniences on the Roblox forums."]
In an effort to save the innocent, I doused the fire with salt. The trolls then became Salty and began chasing me and a hostage I had freed from their fire. They chased us with pitchforks and screeched things such as, "Star Wars 2 is the best one!" and "Hey shannette3, you're stupid because I feel like saying you are. I'll give no evidence, I'll just call random people stupid and run back to my hole." Suddenly, the chas#####e######t## trolls were so stupid that they all ran off a cliff while me and their former hostage climbed a tree.
"Thanks for saving me, shannette3!" he said, "They tried to eat me alive because I told them that they should get off their bums and do something. I guess they don't like the idea of having purpose, so they tried to kill me. I almost escaped when they were all playing Angry Birds on their iPad that they begged their mommies for, but they looked up from their iPads when they ran out of iTunes money for in-app purchases to start whining. When they looked up, they saw me cutting the ropes and trying to escape. That's why they tried to burn me in a fire. I would be dead if you hadn't saved me!"
And that, my friends, is the life of the trolls.
By: shannette3
~EL FIN~
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How would that make anyone realize that what they're doing is 'annoying' |
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The Sad Part Is Your Took Time Out Of Your Day To Write This Incoherent Jumbled Piece Of Crap |
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THIS IS A VERSION WITH CORRECTED TYPOS
[Roblox censored random parts]
Post this in a reply to your own forums as a Troll Shield of sorts. I know it won't work, as trolls (forum trolls specifically) probably can't even read, but this will just make the trolls realize, even if only a short few seconds (they have a short attention span), that they are annoying. Copy below the line and try to give the author (me, shannette3) credit.
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Hello, I am shannette3. We've explored the complex penguin societies of Antarctica, and the gorilla clans of Northern Africa. Today we observe another primitive species... We are going into the lives of the trolls. We've just landed in a Burger King parking lot in America, breeding grounds of the trolls. Oh look, a forum troll! Let's watch as they prowl in their natural habitat, trying to harass Roblox users without purpose. "It's a free country, I can be an idiot if I want!" they say. All the forum trolls are gathering... They gathered in a ring around an open fire for their ritual... Oh what a sacred ritual, let us get up close to observe the forum troll's society even better. What's this? They are burning innocent people alive and dancing around the fire! We've put on a disguise to interact with the troll species, and so we learned their native language.
I went up to the troll commander and said, "Poop! Let's OD, say 123 for bf! roflroflrofl join vortex security!" I said to the troll leader. [When we translate this into English, I really said "Why are you burning the innocent?]. He answered back, "lets make an obby with stamper tools and title it 'super mega pokeeman go minecrafts', then we can get robuxes with no effort lololol." Again we translate this into the English Language: ["We are burning people that are productive and people that ### effort into their work. Obviously we must follow the troll code and live to annoy, annoy to live. These people tried to do something good, they even used the forbidden magic: Effort. We are burning them because we are bored of causing random and purposeless inconveniences on the Roblox forums."]
In an effort to save the innocent, I doused the fire with salt. The trolls then became Salty and began chasing me and a hostage I had freed from their fire. They chased us with pitchforks and screeched things such as, "Star Wars 2 is the best one!" and "Hey shannette3, you're stupid because I feel like saying you are. I'll give no evidence, I'll just call random people stupid and run back to my hole." Suddenly, they stopped chasing us, as the trolls were so stupid that they all ran off a cliff while me and their former hostage climbed a tree.
"Thanks for saving me, shannette3!" he said, "They tried to eat me alive because I told them that they should get off their bums and do something. I guess they don't like the idea of having purpose, so they tried to kill me. I almost escaped when they were all playing Angry Birds on their iPad that they begged their mommies for, but they looked up from their iPads when they ran out of iTunes money for in-app purchases to start whining. When they looked up, they saw me cutting the ropes and trying to escape. That's why they tried to burn me in a fire. I would be dead if you hadn't saved me!"
And that, my friends, is the life of the trolls. ~EL FIN~
By: shannette3
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@AdolfNigel; It wouldn't. I just like writing.
@Everyone else; I don't care what you guys say on this thread, I just like writing and no one will take away the dignity that resides in me and my work. I know you'll all respond anyway, spewing empty insults as you always do, but even when you do I'll be even happier because I don't really care all to much. I enjoy writing and this is just another opinionated piece, I hope you all enjoyed. I'm open to criticism, such as pointing out typos or minor plot holes, but I reccomend you don't be annoying because it'll only come back to bite you when to go to the bad place after your lives end. Have a great day! ~The Author
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This guy is a level 1000 fedora tipper |
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nikkogJoin Date: 2006-11-16
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neat copypasta
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@AdolfNigel; I've never worn a fedora and don't want to know what that means, I'm not much into the internets inside jokes (such as those things called "memes"), however if I had a fedora I probably wouldn't tip it at random people or at anyone at all. It's a bit of an outdated social gesture to tip one's hat. It wouldn't assist me in any way during social conventions.
~The Author
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"@AdolfNigel; I've never worn a fedora and don't want to know what that means, I'm not much into the internets inside jokes (such as those things called "memes"), however if I had a fedora I probably wouldn't tip it at random people or at anyone at all. It's a bit of an outdated social gesture to tip one's hat. It wouldn't assist me in any way during social conventions."
Autismo Detected
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I wish I had abilities that sprout from having autism. What some view as a negative "disorder" is instead a neutral condition. If you use it correctly, it can benefit you. Think of the man with autism that, because his brain is "wired" differently, he can calculate math problems faster than the average calculator. It is amazing what we can do harnessing the powers of such conditions. But alas, I do not have mental alterations, physical deformities, illnesses. I don't even have allergies. Thank you for pretending to know what autism is. That is very ignorant of you, and everyone on this site can now see to your cluelessness. Remember, think positive. Have a nice day, ~The Author :)
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@mrcool88777; I didn't know that bold fonts could be used on the roblox forum. This is very interesting. How do you make the fonts bold. I would find this type of feature very useful. ~The Author
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nikkogJoin Date: 2006-11-16
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obvious bait detected |
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NextlyJoin Date: 2012-02-11
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Cool work
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Noob3713Join Date: 2010-12-27
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bro how do we know YOUR not a troll? |
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