The Iphone 8 new features:
We removed speakers, So now you HAVE TO buy our Air Buds!
Iphone 9 features:
We Removed the buttons, So you have to buy an old Iphone (4 or Below) And buy a 500 dollar app, to control it then pay 120 to connect them.
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