VandolveJoin Date: 2013-04-30
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[Welcome to My Life- Simple Plan (Listen to the music video for full effect)]
Good day, citizens of America. I am Vandolve, two time HOR representative (2 terms), 2 term Senator pro tempore, and one term Speaker of the House. It has been some time since I have made an appearance in the American political system, this because I have had to keep up with school for the past several years. However, despite me still being in school, my desire to return to the American political system is greater than ever, and here is why.
{MY PAST}
I am currently 16 years old, and I'm not here to be Mr. Politically correct, I'm here to tell you the truth, and look good while doing it. I'm not a dirty, shady, lying politician, no; I'm down to earth and quite frankly, I'm a genuine guy.
My past consists of several chapters, if you will. The first chapter being my introduction to ROBLOX itself, I was about nine years old (yes, it's been that long), and when I was nine I was interested in what most nine year olds are interested in, games. Now don't get me wrong, I'm sixteen and I love video games, but hear me out- when you're nine, you're not flooded with homework, and you have a very active mind, you're not very patient, and you just want something to do all the time. So I surfed the internet and I found ROBLOX, and I made an account in 2009, the account name was "deadly87", I'll never forget that name, now obviously I got banned for whatever reason, likely fraud or murder, who knows, I was nine and unpredictable. Anyways, what I'm trying to say is that I was around, I've always been around, I've witnessed so much on ROBLOX, I can safely say that I've been there and I've done that because I likely have.
{NUSA}
When I discovered NUSA it's safe to say that I didn't think much of it. Being a citizen of the United States, may as well join the group, nothing special, right? Well boy, was I ever wrong. I was in this group for a year and a half before I stumbled across a group shout that said "HoR Elections are starting, to sign up contact.. __" I forget who I contacted, but he was likely a nine year old kid who had no idea what he was doing. Regardless, I got into office, I was an official representative for the US of A and it was the greatest feeling ever, I was voting on and making new bills, I befriended my fellow chamber-men, and life was grand (I was about 13 at this time). Then one day, I decided, "Screw it, I'm gonna run for Senator", so I did and I got in, nbd (see, I told you, I'm real, I'm not going on saying, "it was a truly majestic and life changing experience for me when I became Senator, I moved to Washington and studied US Congress at age 8 and went to Harvard at just shy of 11 years old, no, I'm real, lmfao). ANYWAYS while I was Senator, I was elected Senator pro tempore, which (being real, here) was a giant feat for me, because that meant that the only person of higher power than me in the entire USA was the Speaker of the House, the VP and the P himself, which was absolutely insane. And I thought to myself that I just couldn't take this for granted, this was a position of great influence and I had to live up to my potential (being real, just a little soft, forgive me), and that is what I did.
{The Big Bang}
After a few weeks or months (hell, I don't know) as serving America as Senate pro tempore, I was notified that the Speaker of the House was going to step down as school was getting heavy, or he was getting heavier and needed to diet, whichever you like better, so he contacted me. And me, senator pro tempore, was kinda bummed right, cause y'know you can't really be called up to BE the SoH as I'm a Senator and I can't just become the Speaker of the House, right? Anyways, I did just that as if it was straight out a movie where everyone in the theater goes, "WHAAA". I'm serious, ask Marinio. I served as the Speaker of the House of the United States of America for one term. And in that one term # accomplished some of the greatest things in American history, # ########### many divisions of the USA headquarters ## ########## #### ## #### NASA, etc. I even wrote a book which is somewhere resting in peace on the forums (if you can find it send me the link it's called "Little Children on a Sinking Boat", it's about the economy, trust me).
{THE (WO)MAN NOW}
Sorry for the title guys, I'm not really a woman (that I know of so far in this journey called life), I just thought it would get your attention as I am ever so desperate for this position that if I don't get in I will suffer from awful crippling depression forever until the day that I start to float down the fiery river to my Heavenly Haven known as He##.##### back on topic, Kirk, you really need to stop doing this (yes daddy) WHAT ####F###
#### I'm done, I really am. Currently, I am a nobody who dresses well and keeps his hair under high maintenance (perfect resume answer, btw). But in all seriousness, I am far qualified for this position as Las Vegas City Councillor, mainly because of the fact that I care about this country, this city, I live an hour north of this city for Christ sake, don't you think I deserve a little credit here, I AM LAS VEGAS. Well I'm not really Las Vegas cause if I was I would have to physically fit the entire landmass and land occupancy inside my body and that would not be a pleasant feeling, to say the least. But metaphorically, I am Las Vegas, and I will ensure that Las Vegas will remain fun for all, even after the release of the Las Vegas knockoff, Los Angeles. Las Vegas, I will always be with you, and I will always.. be, you (please understand what I meant to say I'm a socially awkward prick).
Just kidding.
Love you, America.
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