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Done, but you better obey my command next time. That's not what I asked for at all!
BUTLER! PRINT OUT ALL OF THE INTERNET IN 5 SECONDS! |
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I printed out CENSORED picture.
Butler, YOUR FIRED |
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Butler? Ow nana thing without doing anything or hacks or anything just udjwjd |
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Ok, I "Ow nana udjwjd"
Butler! Hurt a ghost!
Hello darkness my old friend. |
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Oh hey Ghostbusters? Yeah, do you have any spare proton backpacks? Can I rent one? Thanks. *zaps ghost*
Butler! Give me a copy of every single video game that's ever existed! |
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Sorry master, there is no game called "every single v I d e o game that's ever existed."
Butler! Remove the filter! |
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Ok, I'll remove the fil ter from this air compressor |
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Butler, eat cheese without eating cheese. |
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Okay I will eat a food called "cheese without eating the cheese"
Butler! Shrink mount everest! |
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Okay, i take a picture of it on my laptop and minimize its size! Butler! Dance on the sun! |
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I buy a giant flat screen TV and make it project the sun. Then, I dance on it until my foot goes through the screen.
"Damn. I'm not paying for that."
Butler! Swim in a black hole! |
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I swim in a pool called "Black Hole"
Butler, eat a literal sandwich |
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I go to a restaurant and order the "literal sandwich."
Butler! Reset your avatar while you aren't in game! |
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I take off all my avatar's clothes and colors and make it a baconhair avatar. Avatar reset done.
Butler! Download malware onto your computer! |
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There is no game called *malware*
Butler,eat a car
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(If You don't know what malware is... |
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I become the Iron Giant and eat a car. YUM!
I eat all the cars.
Oh wait, that cost money.
BUTLER! MAKE A NEW CAR FOR EVERYONE IN THE WORLD! |
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I make a car for a man named "everybody in the world"
Butler, order a pizza from subway |
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Sure, I got you one of those mini-pizzas.
(But seriously, those used to be awesome. Anyone remember those? :( Or is it just me? D:)
BUTLER! GET ME A LARGE MCPIZZA PLEASE, WITH SOME MCSAUCE AND MCCHEESE |
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Okay, i give you a stick called ####### PLEASE, WITH SOME MCSAUCE AND SOME MCCHEESE. BUTLER! Dance whilst your dizzy! |
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Ok, i'll dance the "whilst you are dizzy"
Live in a house with no rooms, butler |
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Okay, I will go outside. ( The outside is a huge area I call home, it has no walls or anything)
Butler! Eat a brownie with your eyes! |
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My eyes open to reveal they are actually toothy mouths. I eat all the brownies. But oh dear, now I'm fat.
BUTLER! REMOVE ALL OF MY FAT IN ONE SECOND! |
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I make you exercise. BUTLER, Call a random ##### ###### |
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Nevermind. Butler eat 90 pizzas in a few seconds
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