AxcicosJoin Date: 2015-10-17 Post Count: 386 |
Okay, you have a job at a cheese factory. Your date is a Selena Gomez fanatic, your life is making fidget spinner videos to get by, and your meaning is... well, I can't provide everything.
super sonic racing, try to keep your feet right on the ground |
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okay i will eat a pie at a store called " "
Butler! watch the emoji movie and like it!
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SeptKillJoin Date: 2017-03-12 Post Count: 65 |
Okay I watched emojis form a word called movie on facebook and I liked it. Butler! Go jump off of a ## #### #### ###### |
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I will jump off of Mount ######
Butler! Become John Doe! |
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NO.
Butler, kill that stupid meme. |
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Got it, I delete Doe's account.
Butler! Take a break! |
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*yaaaawn*
Thanks! Now...
BUTLER! DO SOMETHING EXCITING! |
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I dance
Butler! Make me a clock! |
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Here ya go.
BUTLER! DESTROY ALL THE CLOCKS! |
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I gather all the clocks in the world, blow them up, and turn them into liquid.
Butler, please go take a vacation. |
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I chillax on a beach, sipping a refreshing fruit smoothie.
Yum... Oh wait, but I'M ALL OUTTA MONEY! Spas cost a LOT.
BUTLER! GET ME ALL DA MONIES RITE NAO! |
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Okay, done.
I just bought you a money printer. That's all you need.
Now go dig to the centre of the universe, butler. |
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thx
Butler, DON'T give the person below you a command. |
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I will not give a command if the person below is named "the person below you a command."
Butler! Retire, and never come back! |
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Sod off, ya big lamp!
Butler, kick my a##.
"Ze healing is not as rewarding as ze hurting" |
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I kick an object that you own called an "a##."
Butler! Make me a god. |
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Very well. I shall sacrifice f i f t y sheep, the blood of a v * r g * n and your most prized possession.
Butler, get me a drink.
"Ze healing is not as rewarding as ze hurting" |
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Here's a coke.
Butler! Prepare for me a V course dinner! |
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And done.
A regular dinner shaped like a V.
Now get out of the Earth without a spaceship, butler. |
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Okay, I'll leave Earth via a rocket.
Butler, give me a command.
"Ze healing is not as rewarding as ze hurting" |
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Don't listen to my command except this one!"
Dig to the core of the earth and survive without any object to help you
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I buy a toy replica of earth with a hole in the center.
Butler, get me some lunch at the other side of the galaxy in X seconds. |
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