Axcicos
#218900248Wednesday, June 14, 2017 11:26 PM GMT

Okay, you have a job at a cheese factory. Your date is a Selena Gomez fanatic, your life is making fidget spinner videos to get by, and your meaning is... well, I can't provide everything. super sonic racing, try to keep your feet right on the ground
TheCatWithFangs
#218904692Thursday, June 15, 2017 12:51 AM GMT

okay i will eat a pie at a store called " " Butler! watch the emoji movie and like it!
SeptKill
#218904887Thursday, June 15, 2017 12:55 AM GMT

Okay I watched emojis form a word called movie on facebook and I liked it. Butler! Go jump off of a ## #### #### ######
DailyRoLord
#218905120Thursday, June 15, 2017 12:59 AM GMT

I will jump off of Mount ###### Butler! Become John Doe!
TheDarkGod13
#218905393Thursday, June 15, 2017 1:04 AM GMT

NO. Butler, kill that stupid meme.
DailyRoLord
#218905463Thursday, June 15, 2017 1:06 AM GMT

Got it, I delete Doe's account. Butler! Take a break!
TheDarkGod13
#218905553Thursday, June 15, 2017 1:07 AM GMT

*yaaaawn* Thanks! Now... BUTLER! DO SOMETHING EXCITING!
DaGamingDolphin
#218921851Thursday, June 15, 2017 6:37 AM GMT

I dance Butler! Make me a clock!
TheDarkGod13
#218931892Thursday, June 15, 2017 12:58 PM GMT

Here ya go. BUTLER! DESTROY ALL THE CLOCKS!
legenderyfun23
#218966160Thursday, June 15, 2017 11:54 PM GMT

I gather all the clocks in the world, blow them up, and turn them into liquid. Butler, please go take a vacation.
TheDarkGod13
#218976283Friday, June 16, 2017 2:50 AM GMT

I chillax on a beach, sipping a refreshing fruit smoothie. Yum... Oh wait, but I'M ALL OUTTA MONEY! Spas cost a LOT. BUTLER! GET ME ALL DA MONIES RITE NAO!
Golden_General
#218986082Friday, June 16, 2017 6:10 AM GMT

Okay, done. I just bought you a money printer. That's all you need. Now go dig to the centre of the universe, butler.
IPoisonedYourCookies
#218986850Friday, June 16, 2017 6:29 AM GMT

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IPoisonedYourCookies
#218986864Friday, June 16, 2017 6:30 AM GMT

kts ######
IPoisonedYourCookies
#218987235Friday, June 16, 2017 6:39 AM GMT

butler say hi no
ironblox112
#218994505Friday, June 16, 2017 10:59 AM GMT

thx Butler, DON'T give the person below you a command.
DailyRoLord
#218994593Friday, June 16, 2017 11:03 AM GMT

I will not give a command if the person below is named "the person below you a command." Butler! Retire, and never come back!
ironblox112
#218994834Friday, June 16, 2017 11:10 AM GMT

Sod off, ya big lamp! Butler, kick my a##. "Ze healing is not as rewarding as ze hurting"
DailyRoLord
#218995284Friday, June 16, 2017 11:23 AM GMT

I kick an object that you own called an "a##." Butler! Make me a god.
ironblox112
#218995832Friday, June 16, 2017 11:37 AM GMT

Very well. I shall sacrifice f i f t y sheep, the blood of a v * r g * n and your most prized possession. Butler, get me a drink. "Ze healing is not as rewarding as ze hurting"
DailyRoLord
#218996576Friday, June 16, 2017 11:56 AM GMT

Here's a coke. Butler! Prepare for me a V course dinner!
Golden_General
#219002781Friday, June 16, 2017 2:19 PM GMT

And done. A regular dinner shaped like a V. Now get out of the Earth without a spaceship, butler.
ironblox112
#219008753Friday, June 16, 2017 4:00 PM GMT

Okay, I'll leave Earth via a rocket. Butler, give me a command. "Ze healing is not as rewarding as ze hurting"
thenightowl1
#219008911Friday, June 16, 2017 4:02 PM GMT

Don't listen to my command except this one!" Dig to the core of the earth and survive without any object to help you
legenderyfun23
#219028877Friday, June 16, 2017 8:58 PM GMT

I buy a toy replica of earth with a hole in the center. Butler, get me some lunch at the other side of the galaxy in X seconds.