Today marks the start of the MLB postseason, today the Blue Jays and Orioles will face off in a 1 game series to decide who moves on to face the lucky Texas Rangers in the ALDS on Friday.
However, tommorow is more important, for the Giants have found their way back into the postseason in an even year.
Ladies and gentlemen, since 2010 the Giants have won the World Series every even year. We yet again have another even numbered year. Every even year, the hairy hippies in San Francisco have gotten to celebrate a World Series victory, no matter how unimpressive they looked getting it.
But it gets worse. Those hairy hippies in SF are mostly Golden State Warriors fans.
Yes, we all watched in enjoyment as the Warriors choked away a 3-1 series lead in the Finals. That was good enough for me.
Then KD decided to be a #### (which he is) and join the Warriors.
Friends, family, baseball fans, basketball fans, legal citizens, illegal citizens, if the Giants were to continue their even year horsecrap we would have to deal with a very unbearable thought.
Hippy Cali############inating the sports scene
They have the weather, the beac######## Vin Scully (amo#######er things). Do we really want to give them this too? I know I don't.
That is why I am asking all of yall baseball watchers, from the DH-haters to the DH-supporters, from the East Coast to the almost West Coast, from NY to Boston, to put aside our differences and focus on a common enemy.
The San Francisco Giants.
They have been ruining our even years for 6 yrs now. At first it was fine, but with each even year WS championship parade in SF it has gotten unbearable.
If you have been personally victimized by the even year Giants I want you to raise your hand. It should be the entire country.
Don't get me wrong, the Dodgers are just as awful, but we all know they will choke.
The Giants are the kid who looks like a dumb####king shipwreck but underneath is big ###,####rt, and slick af. ### they fly under the radar.
In an October full of Trump, clowns, and Kris Bryant, the Giants are the scariest thing currently in this nation.
I ask that we all band together and focus on eliminating them from the Postseason, and rid ourselves of the worst possible scenario.
We can't let them keep getting away with this.
#2016orBust
#StopCalifornia
#GoHomeGiants
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