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I'm on the Highway to Hell. |
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PUSH5Join Date: 2009-06-06
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Elegant and the kid with the nirvana shirt are your typical metalheads |
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703241009Join Date: 2012-12-17
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Mad because i cant argue with facts? Lol, kid, listen to the lyrics of the rolling stones or iron maiden. Satanic? No, get your facts right
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703241009Join Date: 2012-12-17
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And Nirvana isn't even metal, it's grunge
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703241009Join Date: 2012-12-17
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slow never heard of Iron Maiden or ACDC, this kid, needs urgent help. To help this child please #### ############ and for every dollar you donate the child learns about a popular band thats 10x, wait no, make that 100x better than Hollywood Undead |
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PUSH5Join Date: 2009-06-06
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"And Nirvana isn't even metal, it's grunge"
i didn't say nirvana was metal, doofus |
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slow_diveJoin Date: 2016-04-07
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"slow never heard of Iron Maiden or ACDC, this kid, needs urgent help. To help this child please #### ############ and for every dollar you donate the child learns about a popular band thats 10x, wait no, make that 100x better than Hollywood Undead"
Honestly, I can only feel pity for you guys, being as the music you listen to releases no where as much dopamine in your brain as mine does.
I'm a classically trained musician, and started learning when I was about 8, around 13 I got really serious about music. The music I listen to can be proven with maths to be objectively better than what you listen to. For example right now I'm listening to Captain Beefheart's album Trout mask replica, which is the audio equivalent of starry starry night (painting by Vincent Van Gogh), it shows 100% musical turbulence.
Now of course you may have listened to the beginning of Frownland and decided that Captain Beefheart sucks, but that's simply because your brain isn't as trained as mine is. I've been practising this so long that I became a synesthete, and I can tell you right now Frownland's visual representation follows the Fibonacci spiral.
I can't imagine what it would be like to be one of you less educated folk, it must really suck for you guys, but you wouldn't understand as you haven't had the maximum possible amount of pleasure from music. |
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703241009Join Date: 2012-12-17
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Doofus you were like "The kid with the nirvana hoodie is a typical metalhead"
Specifying that I was wearing a nirvana hoodie, could've just said 703
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703241009Join Date: 2012-12-17
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Nice copy paste skills slow, *Claps slowly*
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slow_diveJoin Date: 2016-04-07
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"Nice copy paste skills slow, *Claps slowly*"
Honestly, I can only feel pity for you guys, being as the music you listen to releases no where as much dopamine in your brain as mine does.
I'm a classically trained musician, and started learning when I was about 8, around 13 I got really serious about music. The music I listen to can be proven with maths to be objectively better than what you listen to. For example right now I'm listening to Captain Beefheart's album Trout mask replica, which is the audio equivalent of starry starry night (painting by Vincent Van Gogh), it shows 100% musical turbulence.
Now of course you may have listened to the beginning of Frownland and decided that Captain Beefheart sucks, but that's simply because your brain isn't as trained as mine is. I've been practising this so long that I became a synesthete, and I can tell you right now Frownland's visual representation follows the Fibonacci spiral.
I can't imagine what it would be like to be one of you less educated folk, it must really suck for you guys, but you wouldn't understand as you haven't had the maximum possible amount of pleasure from music. |
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PUSH5Join Date: 2009-06-06
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I said "kid with the nirvana shirt", doesn't mean I called nirvana metal
triggered kid! |
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703241009Join Date: 2012-12-17
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It would be much easier to say 703, should I call you guy in the ugly red suit?
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PUSH5Join Date: 2009-06-06
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Sir, just watch me whip and nae nae! |
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703241009Join Date: 2012-12-17
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Sir please sit that, that song was created by some 15 year old in his basement in 2 minutes.
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703241009Join Date: 2012-12-17
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Is slow a bot now? Because all shes doing is copying and pasting that paragraph of info
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703241009Join Date: 2012-12-17
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harhahrahr
You're punny
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
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Honestly, I can only feel pity for you guys, being as the music you listen to releases no where as much dopamine in your brain as mine does.
I'm a classically trained musician, and started learning when I was about 8, around 13 I got really serious about music. The music I listen to can be proven with maths to be objectively better than what you listen to. For example right now I'm listening to Captain Beefheart's album Trout mask replica, which is the audio equivalent of starry starry night (painting by Vincent Van Gogh), it shows 100% musical turbulence.
Now of course you may have listened to the beginning of Frownland and decided that Captain Beefheart sucks, but that's simply because your brain isn't as trained as mine is. I've been practising this so long that I became a synesthete, and I can tell you right now Frownland's visual representation follows the Fibonacci spiral
I can't imagine what it would be like to be one of you less educated folk, it must really suck for you guys, but you wouldn't understand as you haven't had the maximum possible amount of pleasure from music |
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703241009Join Date: 2012-12-17
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The bots are reel, ill join in to
Honestly, I can only feel pity for you guys, being as the music you listen to releases no where as much dopamine in your brain as mine does.
I'm a classically trained musician, and started learning when I was about 8, around 13 I got really serious about music. The music I listen to can be proven with maths to be objectively better than what you listen to. For example right now I'm listening to Captain Beefheart's album Trout mask replica, which is the audio equivalent of starry starry night (painting by Vincent Van Gogh), it shows 100% musical turbulence.
Now of course you may have listened to the beginning of Frownland and decided that Captain Beefheart sucks, but that's simply because your brain isn't as trained as mine is. I've been practising this so long that I became a synesthete, and I can tell you right now Frownland's visual representation follows the Fibonacci spiral
I can't imagine what it would be like to be one of you less educated folk, it must really suck for you guys, but you wouldn't understand as you haven't had the maximum possible amount of pleasure from music
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Hollywood Undead...
Screaming like dying pigs and banging on garbage cans.
"Rap rock" xD
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slow_diveJoin Date: 2016-04-07
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"Hollywood Undead...
Screaming like dying pigs and banging on garbage cans.
"Rap rock" xD"
As we all know it, the world has come to listen to a genre of music called "Pop" or as I like to call it, garbage. Half the pop singers out there cant even play an instrument. I know all you kiddies are like "OMGOMGOMGG TAYLOR SWIFT CAN PLAY GUITAR," Yes, she can, but thats 1 out of thousands of pop stars. Now you're probably wondering, "What is real music?" Well here are a few bands for you: Nirvana, Slipknot, Linkin Park, Slayer, Iron Maiden, the list goes on and on and guess what, they know how to play instruments. Crazy, right? There are other garbage genres out there though, such as rap...they talk into a mic, wow much talent. No but really, they talk into a mic rhyming words with a computer generated beat. Garbage. Another point why pop and rap is garbage, is that they talk about the same topics. Money, Cars, Love, etc. And it gets really old...really fast. Now lets talk about some of your points that you might be making. "Metal Music has no words, its just screaming" well if you looked up the lyrics or had half decent ears, you would know.
"Metal music has no melody, its just noise" actually metal has crap tons of melody, some specify in their genre they have melody, melodic death metal for example, it has MELODIC in its name. Convinced yet? No? Well you're probably braindead. Bye |
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It was a day like any other. Anthony Fantano, the Internet’s busiest music nerd, was hard at work listening to music that he was to review. It was sunny, and slightly humid, so he had left his ##### ### for the day. His girlfriend was dealing with an emergency at work. But all of a sudden, Anthony heard a knock at his door. His muscles rippled as he got up from his desk chair. He slowly walked to the door… He saw a dark silhouette through the window. “I wonder who that could be…?” Anthony wondered. He slowly opened the door. And, to his great surprise, his biggest idol was standing before him… MC Ride. Or as his friends call him, Stefan. MC Ride peeked in the doorway, and said, “H-hey… um I don’t know if you know me… b-but I’m in a band and our van broke down about a half mile back… I w-was hoping you had some tools laying around…” Now, although Anthony had always loved Death Grips and their music, he tried to play it cool. After all, he kind of had a crush on Stefan ever since he heard his voice on Beware. Luckily, Anthony had a big shed in his back yard full of his dad’s old mechanic tools. Anthony smiled, and replied, “Sure… I recognize you. What band again? Deaf grapes or something?” “N-no… Death Grips…” answered MC Ride. Anthony laughed. “ha-ha, that’s right! just come on in! I could definitely give you a tool to use…” He led MC Ride to his back yard. On the way, He could feel Ride’s gaze on him. He wondered if he liked what he saw. He opened the door to the shed, and Ride quickly shuffled in to grab what he needed. “He’s even cuter in real life…” Thought Anthony. On the way back, Anthony hastily offered Ride a ##### “Hey man, want to have a ##### You seem like a cool dude.” “Well… Zach and Andy are waiting for me… but I guess a quick #### wouldn’t hurt I guess.” Mumbled Ride. At first, they sat awkwardly in Fantano’s living room. But then they started talking about Death Grips and other music. They were soon off on a riveting conversation. After a while, Anthony said; “hey… I haven’t really been honest with you Stefan… Can I call you that? To tell the truth, I know a lot about Death Grips. I’m pretty much your biggest fan.” “Ha-ha… Yes I know… and I have to confess something too. I watch almost all of your video reviews. Y-you could say that I’m your biggest fan.” Anthony then did something very risky. He laid his hand on Stefan’s leg, right above the knee. Their eyes met, and the next thing Anthony knew, their lips were locked and they were lying on the couch together. “Can Andy and Zach wait?” asked Anthony. Ride’s response was to continue ####### him. They #### ### like this for a few minutes, and then Ride started slowly moving down to Anthony’s private area, ####### his beautiful chest on the way down. “Please” whispered Anthony. MC Ride slowly unbuttoned Anthony’s black shorts. Anthony’s ################################################################################################################################################################################################################################################################################################################################################################################################################################################################################################################################################################################################################### |
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