KolibobJoin Date: 2014-02-19
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[!] We only hire people with a background. Sorry, newbies - not your lucky day.
Q1: What experience do you have in the Military/Civilian agencies or departments, and how could it help the Special Operations Command?
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Q2: Do you consider yourself somewhat intelligent? And if so, can you answer the following questions? (these aren't even somewhat intelligent questions):
(a) Supper has a brother named Dinner. Dinner is currently four years old, knowing that Supper is double Dinners age, how old will Supper be when Dinner is eight years old?:
A(a):
(b) If World_Order is Tignif, and Tignif is Kolibob, is Kolibob World_Order?:
A(b):
Q4: Have you ever been a citizen in a foreign country? And if so, what is your experience in that country?:
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Q5: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color from the alphabet?
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Q5: Would you consider yourself a good combatant when compared to agents from agencies like the SWAT and SF? And if so, could you explain why?:
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Q6: How many capital As are there in this forum (including that capital a):
A6:
Q7: Have you enjoyed doing this application?:
A7:
You're all done. Congratulations on completing this application.
Send this application to me whenever you're done with it. The deadline is 10/12/2016.
FAQ:
"Will I do operations?": Yes, loads of them. That's why we need trustworthy and smart people.
"Will I be cool?": I mean, sure?
"Ugh, USM, is this a joke?": No, this is not a joke. The military has been dead for.. some time, but SOCOM isn't dead - that's why we're doing these applications; trust me.
"When will I get an answer?": Whenever I feel like answering. It depends whether or not you send me this question.
Signed,
SOCOM Commander,
World_Order
Signed,
SOCOM Executive Officer,
Tignif
Signed,
SOCOM Senior Enlisted Advisor,
Kolibob
Keep the comments related to SOCOM - anything not related to it will result into your blacklist. |
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on a scale of 1-10 what is ur favourite colour |
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J_yrJoin Date: 2015-06-24
Post Count: 132 |
hi
Tao_K O_O! |
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KolibobJoin Date: 2014-02-19
Post Count: 1046 |
hi |
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Great job on this, keep the good work up.
General Jason Powell
Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff
USMC |
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"On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color from the alphabet?"
...what? |
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KolibobJoin Date: 2014-02-19
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I mean, Jason, I was one of the greatest CIADs was I not?
Still love you. |
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KolibobJoin Date: 2014-02-19
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TIP:
Think THRICE about the intelligence questions, they just might be more complicated than you originally thought!
Do the maths twice. |
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koli your questions r stupid
"on a scale of one to ten what is your favorite color in the alphabet" |
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KolibobJoin Date: 2014-02-19
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Or perhaps you're just too closed minded to be able to join SOCOM?
Either way, you can't tell me something is stupid just because you're stuck at 8 while the question is 10.
See my point? |
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What on earth are these questions? This is why SOCOM has never been good, its leaders create some of the most random things and publish it. |
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KolibobJoin Date: 2014-02-19
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They're questions to show me whether or not you can think of good answers for hard questions.
If you can't understand them, that's your problem, not mine. |
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MrWubbersJoin Date: 2015-08-29
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I liked the questions. But the scale one confused me. But all in all better then most nUSA applications lol.
koli4potus |
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lold
♛ What's In Your Wallet? ♛ | Add 16k Posts | R$394,090 |
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swat is a department not an agency aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa |
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Q1: What experience do you have in the Military/Civilian agencies or departments, and how could it help the Special Operations Command?
A1: I have been in several SOCOM’s. I was in Noel’s I know a lot especially about SEALs and DEVGRU.
Q2: Do you consider yourself somewhat intelligent? And if so, can you answer the following questions? (these aren't even somewhat intelligent questions):
(a) Supper has a brother named Dinner. Dinner is currently four years old, knowing that Supper is double Dinners age, how old will Supper be when Dinner is eight years old?:
A(a):16 years old.
(b) If World_Order is Tignif, and Tignif is Kolibob, is Kolibob World_Order?:
A(b): Since World_Order is Tignif and Tignif is Kolibob then yes Kolibob would be World_Order.
Q4: Have you ever been a citizen in a foreign country? And if so, what is your experience in that country?:
A4: No, I have always stuck to the great Ameirca.
Q5: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color from the alphabet?
A5: Blue
Q5: Would you consider yourself a good combatant when compared to agents from agencies like the SWAT and SF? And if so, could you explain why?:
A5: Yes, I have been in SWAT I believe I am better then SWAT and also that SOCOM is better then SWAT by far.
Q6: How many capital As are there in this forum (including that capital a):
A6: 59 ############ Have you enjoyed doing this application?:
A7: Yes.
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T_0oJoin Date: 2014-07-26
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Yes, I want a job. |
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Looks great but... what exactly are you hiring? |
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KolibobJoin Date: 2014-02-19
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Well we'd like to hire computers.
But right now we're only hiring people. |
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Ok, haha.
I'm asking if you're hiring operators or employees.
SOCOM isn't it's own branch, so you're pulling employees from other branches right now. |
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KolibobJoin Date: 2014-02-19
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We're actually using some sneaky tricks to get people into the branch we want, so don't worry about that. |
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@gray
Q5: Would you consider yourself a good combatant when compared to agents from agencies like the SWAT and SF? And if so, could you explain why?:
A5: Yes, I have been in SWAT I believe I am better then SWAT and also that SOCOM is better then SWAT by far.
*than
also you've never been in SWAT lol
you should be denied for lying on your application |
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KolibobJoin Date: 2014-02-19
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he didnt even send it in, we got 25 apps until now and only 8 have passes the first stage, # expect at least # to pass the 2nd one |
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SigmaHDJoin Date: 2011-05-06
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