The year is 2020. The price for a small loan of a million robux is 250,000 USD.
Noobs are tired of customizing their character with the free stuff Roblox gives them.
The age gap has become separated.
The games are now knock-off steam games for people who can't afford the real thing.
The roblox economy has crashed.
The website can only be up 6 hours per day because of bankruptcy.
The people want change but our leader thinks that we are f****** kiddos who have s*######deas.
A linux version of Roblox was never released.
The never avatar model is making hundreds of people vomit.
Our messages and forum posts are heavley moderated by 15 year old weebs who spend their summer doing this for 3.23 an hour.
WE NEED CHANE AND REFORM IMMEDIATLEY
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JOIN ME ROBLOXIANS AND MAKE ROBLOX GREAT AGIAN
OUR GAME IS WORSE THAN IT HAS BEEN SINCE 2013
WE NEED A NEW LEADER.
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~Make Roblox Great Again.~ |