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Oh jeez, this is the worst game ever. Anemic offenses, crippling admin abuse, slow gameplay. All for the game to be postponed at halftime. But yet, the stats must go on. These are the worst stats I've ever seen in a ro-sports league. Viewer discretion is advised.
Passing Statistics w/ QB Rating:
OSU - [OG_Spidey: 0/10, 2 SACK, 2 INT]
No, this is not a typo. OG_Spidey ragequit OCFA immediately after the game due to this awful performance, but it still exists. With a 0.0 QB rating, it's the worst performance of the season by far.
OSU - [Killlmerules: 2/5, -34 Yards, INT]
Yes, Kill managed to actually complete a pass, something OSU's other options can't say. However, both of her completions were for negative yards, including a swat by her own center for a safety. While it might not be entirely her own fault, she still did awful, as shown by her 8.3 QB rating.
OSU - [Slamhawks: 0/3]
Not so much a bad as ineffective, slamhawks whiffed ## ### # ##### under center. 3 successive incompletions nowhere near the WR ended his game (and possibly his career) with a 39.6 QBR, good for the best on OSU despite doing absolutely nothing.
LSU - [Un_Deniable: 3/6, 92 YDS, TD]
"Wow!", you think, "for a game like this, that's pretty good!" Don't be fooled, these stats were taken while LSU had an 8 to 5 advantage against OSU, so it should be taken with a grain of salt. Still though, his average stats are good for a whopping 135.4 QBR, showing just how much the passer rating system values touchdowns over accuracy.
LSU - [KillKay: 1/5, 55 YDS, TD, 2 INT]
Hilariously mediocre, yet somehow managed a touchdown, albeit also against 5 people. Kay was utterly uninspiring throughout the game, netting her (him? idk) a QBR of 72.9.
LSU - [JaedenWaike: 1/1, 25 YDS]
Not much to say about Jaeden, I'd just like to point out that if you combined the passing statistics of every QB in the game today, they would have a QBR of 28.9, good for the worst single-game performance in the league prior to this game. If that doesn't say something about this league, I don't know what does.
Rushing Statistics, b/c passing clearly didn't work:
OSU - [Killlmerules: 4 RUSH, 20 YDS]
LSU - [JaedenWaike: 3 RUSH, 18 YDS]
OSU - [OG_Spidey: 2 RUSH, 15 YDS]
LSU - [CamariXI: 2 RUSH, 7 YDS, TD]
OSU - [Slamhawks: 1 RUSH, 3 YDS]
OSU - [Zach90081: 1 RUSH, -4 YDS]
Wow, look at all these dual threat quarterbacks! How cheeky and original!
Recieving Statistics, of which there were none:
LSU - [moneyliv: 3 REC, 82 YDS]
LSU - [Un_Deniable: 1 REC, 55 YDS]
LSU - [DJDavis22CM5: 1 REC, 18 YDS]
OSU - [iiTripleS "The GOAT": 1 REC, -2 YDS]
Defensive Statistics, of which there were many:
OSU: 2 INTs (Killlmerules, Killlmerules)
LSU: 3 INTs (Un_Deniable, KillKay, DJDavis22CM5)
3 SCKs (PandaGomez, JaedenWaike, 123456789bruhkid <-- SAFETY)
1 TFLs (JaedenWaike)
Worst Challenge in History:
FinalsFantasy, who challenged a clear out of bounds play on 4th down, wasting a timeout and his one challenge on something everyone (including the WR himself) knew was futile.
Most Stubborn Person in History:
Also FinalsFantasy, who refused to FF despite having a whopping 3 players and being down 29-0. Thanks for postponing, man.
First Completion:
JaedenWaike, 2nd QTR, 3:59 Remaining
(I said the first person to get a completion will get 25 robux, so I'll go with my word. Send me a T-shirt.)
Player of the Game:
Me, for having to sit through the worst game in OCFA history.
Final Score:
29 LSU - OSU 0
Halftime Postponement but let's be real OSU took an L.
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