DxTr1pl3HJoin Date: 2010-08-03
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Im not a rapper, but I spit bars , fresh outa the jar-ill send you right back to marzbars. I hear your bones in clatter, man they might be glass, might as well shatter all up in your @. I diss all, I hide all, from the thing you call ripoff. Man you came here to challenge me, yet the only thing I see- is the fresh sh! your handing me |
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Loyal2OneJoin Date: 2012-06-24
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I will not adhere to colloquialisms.
All these rhythmic rhyme-slammers;
They're all rectangular prisms.
Now why do you think I call them that?
I might give you a hint but your head's too flat.
No, now I cannot reciprocate your malapropisms.
I'm not affirming the consequent with your syllogisms.
[666/1 time signature harmonic interlude]
You want bars, you generic musicaster?
I am no quasi-rhetorician, my man.
I make and break uncommon meter, unlike them.
Charlatan, medicaster! Many after mendacious credit
Boast their boisterous beats as if they can burn this tempered tardigrade.
Ain't ain't a word, so goes the classic cliche.
Well answer me this: art thou aware?
It was popularized in Dickens'day!
Grammar! Yes!
Grammar! It's the best!
Don't forget to eat your vegetables, kids!
I'll never get board of chess puns! | LOYAL2ONE |
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Loyal2OneJoin Date: 2012-06-24
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Oops I misused a semicolon you win
I'll never get board of chess puns! | LOYAL2ONE |
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K_RinoJoin Date: 2009-12-05
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Life is full of roadblocks
One is rapping on Roblox |
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DxTr1pl3HJoin Date: 2010-08-03
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Ill give you props, your rhymes are good, but I really don't think you should.
All these fancy words, I never knew this was 1616. Your a wannabe, Shakespeare don't want YOU to be, a little hollow skull with me. I know you need your big-boy words to sum up this battle, but lets face it, this aint no equation- boi your probably con sti p@ted. |
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keunsJoin Date: 2016-03-28
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u look rlly bad
ur face is rlly sad
u r not rad
and u look kinda mad
legalize marinara |
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DxTr1pl3HJoin Date: 2010-08-03
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And I know, these cliche rhymes, are too much for your sorry eyes (But I really dont think you can read) So I brought you some tissues, cry your heart out. Don't come to me when the lights are out.
And after all this time i thought you were good, but really like I said,I don't think you should |
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DxTr1pl3HJoin Date: 2010-08-03
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lol tbh this was going to 1v1 until others showed up.
All my rhymes are focused on the first reply ill get to you all in a sec |
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Loyal2OneJoin Date: 2012-06-24
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Let me put this plain and simple.
Your rhymes are forced.
Your ad-hominem brings nothing to the table.
Thankfully, I have seen worse.
If you want to come at me with fallacy,
At least be somewhat inventive, please ;)
I'll never get board of chess puns! | LOYAL2ONE |
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Loyal2OneJoin Date: 2012-06-24
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Welp
I suppose that scared him off
I win!
I'll never get board of chess puns! | LOYAL2ONE |
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K_RinoJoin Date: 2009-12-05
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Ur bad
I'm sad |
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DxTr1pl3HJoin Date: 2010-08-03
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Listen ey' nothing is forced. The only exception is your parents divorce. I've been in tough times, I hate em. But yes its time to duel and cards need trading. You play the "Smart" card, giving me this cr@ p .I really don't care|You should think about that.
And really your rhymes are trash , I've never seen worse , though the divorce coulda been worse
And let me tell you this, it aint your skit nah nah, your Shakespeare skit is fine. But the only thing you need to fix is your toxic rhymes |
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DxTr1pl3HJoin Date: 2010-08-03
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Also, you really think you scared me? boi I challenged you to this, its you and me. Im shakin in my boots, I mean really a skeleton suit?
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DxTr1pl3HJoin Date: 2010-08-03
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All you need is a couple a boots |
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K_RinoJoin Date: 2009-12-05
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Can't tell if OP is trying too hard or is actually serious |
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DxTr1pl3HJoin Date: 2010-08-03
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mk final two rap "parts" and we will let the posters decide |
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Loyal2OneJoin Date: 2012-06-24
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Wow you really like to make things up, don't you, boy?
Honestly, I don't know what I'm still doing here.
Maybe it is that fact that you've taken offense to my archaisms that I enjoy.
It is a bit entertaining if pondered. How qv33r.
I'll never get board of chess puns! | LOYAL2ONE |
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K_RinoJoin Date: 2009-12-05
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I literally have a friend on here who could wipe this subforum with yall |
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Loyal2OneJoin Date: 2012-06-24
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"I literally have a friend on here who could wipe this subforum with yall"
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhm
I'll never get board of chess puns! | LOYAL2ONE |
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K_RinoJoin Date: 2009-12-05
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I WILL call him up, don't test me |
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Loyal2OneJoin Date: 2012-06-24
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Psh implying yungjoke has friends
I'll never get board of chess puns! | LOYAL2ONE |
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DxTr1pl3HJoin Date: 2010-08-03
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Aight aight, guess free style on the keyboard aint good enough for ya. Hmm lemme say..
lets take it to court will ya?
But nah man, this is the final blast. I won't give up to this sorry @.
Ima wipe the floors, clean it up, the only left is to clean your score.
If I made you mad, i'm sorry, for woopin your @ so bad.
I really can't tell , is this ongoing, or falling slowly.
The divorce part really ticked you off, it's a shame I can't flick you off.
Your in crisis , worshiping EYE sis, making jokes to your bi sis , raging at me wont end a conflict,
Its the final phrase, time to make my move, im outa here, stay in school.
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K_RinoJoin Date: 2009-12-05
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Naw man, it's not Yung |
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DxTr1pl3HJoin Date: 2010-08-03
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^ its ching yung |
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slow_diveJoin Date: 2016-04-07
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jesus is cool
satan drools
stay in school
don't smonk weeds |
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