I will not adhere to colloquialisms.
All these rhythmic rhyme-slammers;
They're all rectangular prisms.
Now why do you think I call them that?
I might give you a hint but your head's too flat.
No, now I cannot reciprocate your malapropisms.
I'm not affirming the consequent with your syllogisms.
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You want bars, you generic musicaster?
I am no quasi-rhetorician, my man.
I make and break uncommon meter, unlike them.
Charlatan, medicaster! Many after mendacious credit
Boast their boisterous beats as if they can burn this tempered tardigrade.
Ain't ain't a word, so goes the classic cliche.
Well answer me this: art thou aware?
It was popularized in Dickens'day!
Grammar! Yes!
Grammar! It's the best!
Don't forget to eat your vegetables, kids!
I'll never get board of chess puns! | LOYAL2ONE |