Chapter 1: The origin
WHY DONT YOU LOVE ME PHILBERT. I remember when we were kids and you used to call me your special little oat. We used to make####e####the lake and listen to Death Metal while your dad j3rks into a bucket of milk.
Chapter 2: Vaktus
It was a warm July night, the year was 2010 when me and VeitMyani first locked eye's. We both knew that protection was not needed, for we were a couple destine for glory. We grew a passion for each other, and every night I would stay up all night watching the sister hood of the traveling pants waiting for the next time Wolfane would give me a b00t################ the highlight of my night.
Chapter 3: VeitMCDonalds Empire
As our love grew strong, so did our experience. One day, while I was watching shrek 2, VeitMyani came in the room with n1ppe r1ngs attached to his mustache and he looked the most excited I've ever seen him. He said, "Dark my love, we start an empire" I wasn't ready I told him, and I asked him to leave. For the next 2 weeks he stood on my door step with low fat milk purring like a cat. After all we've been through, I knew what this meant. Veitmyani was going to make an empire no matter what the cost was, even if it meant losing the only woman he loves.. Me. That night while watching shrek 2 again he came at my door once more. I gave in finally, and said FINE. BUT ONLY IF I CAN BE SECOND IN COMMAND. He pulled me closer, he rubbed his cheek against my leotards. " Of course my dear "
I smiled, and let him inside.
Chapter 4: The koen brothers
It seemed to me that the empire was finally coming together quite nicely. We had everything we ever dreamed of, but butlers 60 inactive members and the worst uniform ROBLOX has ever seen. It was until the day I met koen500 and koen525 that I knew how wet I can actually be. They were 2 dutch body builders with rock hard (BEEEEEEP) and a smoking wrack (of ribs)he taught how to script, and allied his group KVK. Which honestly I don't ******* know what its stands for, but moving on.. We raided many groups, by that I mean we made fake groups and shut them down. The koens taught a valuable lesson, race don't matter when you have big meat.
Chapter 5: Then gentlemen
Just when I thought the group was getting inactive, I met a young chubby boy when I was following some dude. Wolfane taught me the secrets to shoving a hotdog down my mouth in less than 3 seconds. If it wasn't for that boy, I don't where I would be. He was a terrible SF'er and defense/raid commander, but don't tell him that. What really stood out to me was his friend Astrochemistry. He was like jesus with ads, and a passion to kick ***. But sadly he was banned, and quit for a while. Soon to come back under the Jjsward. But in that time frame of inactivity, a young flawless fishermen by the name of ttom25rocks came to my rescue. He was asian in shining noodles.
To be continued...
Love, timmy ;)
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