I. As Calvin began to turn on his mic in the Discord channel, he had a very high pitched voice proving that Calvin is not human nor male. Calvin is indeed a squeaker and there are many ways to prove this.
IA. Calvin joined the Discord channel and began playing extraordinarily cringey music which began triggering the other attendees of the voice channel at the time. This is very much of a problem and needs to be addressed.
A. Any memebers of New York are to call Calvin a squeaker on site or to be permanently placed in State Prison to prevent further squeaking from him.
Signed,
Chairman of the Democratic Party, Throgle
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