Hello my fellow Americans. Today during the senate session, Senator Awesome held a filibuster and was wasting our valuable time that we need for supreme court nominations. I made the stupid decision to crash him through admin commands and for that I am deeply sorry. No amount of apologies can right the wrong I have committed. With our constitution, there is 1 week immunity for impeachments. I ask that charges be dropped as I was only attempting to help our country. Obviously this does not excuse my actions but I feel that if we go through with impeachment, our senate will fall into inactivity again over the fact that we have to go through with an impeachment trial.
Thank you all.
-Signed,
Vice President of the United States,
President of the United States Senate,
Bryce G. Johnson (R) |