Ooh i know.
Let me read you a story about the potato with arms, and legs, and a head.
Once lived a potato in the forest, we swung a tree from his pasta, oops it broke, mama's going to be mad, he went to the local bestbuy store to see if they can recommend them to a psychologist, but they didn't, so instead he went to the toy store, danced a russian dance on the counter, and got a job. He then watched tee vee, became a bubble potato, and his mother had a wig, he said, no, i need a few face and went to the potato ship, he say a bag of lays chips and was like OMG Ahhh murderer! Then he went to the station of the people of this world and demanded he had a fresh taco, the officer in charge of the forestation of course said sure bruh whatcha need a screw or a bulb..
Haha get it? IT's my fav joke.
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