What the save did you just saveing say about me, you little save? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the HHCL Minor League, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Detroit Red Wings, and I have over 300 confirmed saves. I am trained in glove warfare and I’m the top goalie in the entire team USA. You are nothing to me but just another terrible pg. I will wipe you the save out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my saveing words. You think you can get away with saying that save to me over the Internet? Think again, saver As we speak I am contacting my secret network of goalies across the USA and your save % is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your GAA. You’re saveing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can save pucks in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed saves, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Hockey Team and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable saves off the face of the continent, you little save. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your saveing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you godsave idiot. I will save fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re saveing dead, kiddo.
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